Try to get more brohoofs than the user above you.

[Vlazamal 338]

Use any tactics necessary. Funny jokes, cute ponies, anything that gets you the hoof. However, you may not ask directly for brohoofs yourself. Earn the brohoofs yourself. Try not to give out brohoofs freely - make the user earn the vote!

 

Good luck!

Edited August 16, 2018 by Vlazamal

[The Recherche 29,965]

*Crack knuckles* Alrighty then, let's see here... what's something other users like?

Well, to start, I'm going to need to mass-mention.

*Eight billion trillion users*

Step one: complete. Now, to give them something that they like... let's see here... what's something that everyone likes? Nay, loves? Hm...

Oh, how foolish of me! Kittens, of course!

Magnificent! Now, onto step two... Hm... what else ought to please the community...

Well, some flattery could go a long way, especially for the Staff!

*Ahem*

@PATHFINDERCS IS THE LITERAL PERFECT HUMAN BEING WHO COULD NEVER DO ANY WRONG. WE MUST ADD ANTLERS TO CHRIST THE REDEEMER, AND WORSHIP IT TO GAIN HIS FAVOR.

Goodness me, this is absolutely brilliant! Now, we just need a cherry to top this delectable upvote sundae! What better than an inspirational quote?

Brilliant! Encore, encore, ladies and gentlemen! With everything in place, I shall...

...

Hey! Were you listening to me this entire time!? Shame on you, you eavesdropping scoundrel!

[Cash In 21,493]

Wut.

[TBD 17,228]

 

Just give me the goddamn brohooves now

 

Edited August 16, 2018 by TBD

[Sparklefan1234 161,672]

C'mon, Everypony! Smile, smile, smile! 

 

 

[Clod 8,293]

Oh boy, a brohoof farming game! Now's my chance! Gimme brohoofs!

[Prospekt 10,984]

....................

[Sparklefan1234 161,672]

 I don't really understand this game, TBH. 

[Unity 332]

I can't really see a reason for this. All I can get out of this is that everyone here is firing blanks and I can't tell if they are jokes or just comments soaked in Irony and it's confusing and I don't like it.

[Maslovitz 122]

Button's Mom by P1K plays in the background

Edited August 16, 2018 by Buttaflight

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Welp, here's some quotes from the series "Freeman's mind"

Quote

I mean, there is no actual right to privacy, but it's implied by the rest of the Constitution...and this gun.

This is music to my ears, the sound of coming to terms with your own stupidity.

I wonder if I'm being herded towards danger. I mean, I know I am, but I wonder if it's deliberate.

Coffee! Not as strong as methenamine but it let's you keep your teeth.

I've brushed with death so often I should start giving him high-fives as I pass.

I HAVE THE BEST COMEBACK OF ALL, A 12 GAUGE!

BOMB SHELTER PARTIES ARE THE BEST PARTIES 'CAUSE BOMB SHELTER PARTIES DON'T STOP!

YOU'RE THE REASON WE HAVE NAPALM.

Lasers make me happy. Though not as much as food, bedrest, painkillers, not being persecuted...

I HAVE TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE I'M NOT CRAZY!!!

The fish in a barrel don't work so well when the fish got a SHOTGUN!

Oh, man, another body. You know, normally following a trail of dead bodies covered in blood is a sign that you're going the wrong way!

Why does everyone have to keep dying on me? Is it really so hard to just not die? I mean, look at me! I was in the chamber in freaking ground zero and I'm still here! Yet you guys slip on a banana peel and that's it! Ugh. Darwin was right. I didn't realize I was working with a bunch of lemmings.

Eat your heart out, taxpayers! This is where your money goes!

So, yeah, I'm killing people now! But that was not murder. It was totally self-defense. Just because I had a submachine gun doesn't change anything. It just lets me defend more efficiently. I haven't murdered anyone—well, not today anyway.

I know it's obvious I'm a genius, but is everyone else really this stupid? I don't know, but I do know how to prove who's more dead between us.

Alvin York killed dozens of people. And he was a hero! He didn't even want to, he was like me... am I a hero? Eh, I don't know. I don't think it's heroic if the only person you're saving is yourself.

THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY! I HAVE A GUN, SO I'M IN CHARGE! MANY GOVERNMENTS AROUND THE WORLD FUNCTION ON THIS PRINCIPLE, AND SOME OF THEM LAST FOR MONTHS!!!

I love this series.

[Ganondox 899]

One is more than zero, yes?

[bronywhocodes 218]

i dont have much pony stuff on my computer so please be kind!

[Wannabrony 11,638]

This doesn't seem so hard.

D-did I do it? I guess I'll have to wait and see...

[Kevin Tang 2,422]

Spoiler

I can't do it. :p

 

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Having more brohoofs than above?

[TBD 17,228]

Jeez if @The_Gobo is here, everyone would be a winner. 

[Prometheus 3,038]

ATTENTION EVERYONE! 

THIS IS A STICK UP, PUT YOUR BROHOOFS IN THE BAG, AND NOBODY GETS HURT!