Best insults you got.

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Put your best insults here, no f-word or anything like that, keep it child friendly.

"I thought I hated mosquitoes and then I met you."

"You're the reason why we have napalm."

I don't have too much of them...

[Rawzy 1,302]

I know you are but what am I?

[Catpone Cerberus 23,421]

Here's few of my personal favorites for calling someone an idiot:

You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed.
I'm blonde. What's your excuse?

 

[Props Valroa 25,979]

Wanker.

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

blackadder has the best insults
"i fear your services might be as useful as a barber's shop on the steps of a guilotine"

[Nye 1,652]

You fopdoodle!

Stop being a gnashgab.

Are you some sort of loiter-sack? Get off your bum!

I like old words.

Edited August 21, 2018 by Nye

[MangoFoalix 24,898]

Were you born on a highway because that's where the most accidents happen

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Hey there, my friends call me Dave but you can call me David.

[Once In A Blue Moon 894]

*their

[Prometheus 3,038]

 

Was gonna post a load of Scottish insults, because our insults are pretty creative, but like 99% of them are heavily explicit... 

Therefore, I'll share only non-explicit, along with definitions. Consider it an education. 

 

Spoiler

 

 

Edited August 21, 2018 by SnekEater

[SDP40F amtrak 2,441]

Hey  morons

[Totally Nyx 35,482]

Don't believe in me. Believe in the me who believes in you. (The inflection's important so they don't catch what you're really saying)

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,397]

You'll never be the man your mom is.

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

I'm sorry, I can't get over the fact that your brain can't use a fraction of itself.

[Luna's Admirer 944]

I would engage in a fight with you, if I didn't have anything better to do.

(That sounds like how Zecora would've said this. Btw I can't think of anymore at the time)

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

I will not fight against someone that have nothing to lose!

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

You didn’t just fall out of the stupid tree, you hit every stupid branch on the way down.

[Jedishy 3,542]

I would insult you but I cannot possibly do better then nature already has. 

You sir have delusions of adequacy.

If I wanted to die I'd climb to the height of your ego and drop to the level of your IQ.

You shall never be the man your mother is.  

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

Dang! How long have your parents been hitting you with the ugly stick?

@Lord Valtasar Blackadder has the best insults. 

[Pucksterv 4,507]

Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

*evil laughter*

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,832]

I've seen more meat on a chicken leg than on you.

Your teeth look like they have an acute angle.

[Kevin Tang 2,422]

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Cuz hashtag is best insult

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

(after they say something stupid)
your head is just something you put your hat on isn't it?

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. 

Edited August 24, 2018 by Twilight Luna

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

I bet your IQ is actually a decimal.