A French Derpy full of Salt

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If veteran soldiers saw you, they would ask themselves "I fought for this?".

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"Thousands of thousands of millions of year worth of evolutions to make this mistake"

Edited by A French Derpy full of Salt

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I already made a post before I realized we were suppoesed to be child friendly :mlp_lie: Sorry about that.

Edited by Synniken

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If fools were royals, you'd be king. 

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i'd say you are the stupidest guy in the team, but someone actually went and hired you

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You're the only person I know who's got shit coming out both ends.

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This is ust a reminder to keep these insults as "friendly" as possible.

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If you go to a forest, Logan Paul will record you because of how much brain-dead you are.

Edited by A French Derpy full of Salt

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Great Scott you can talk

Edited by Crimson storm

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Yo mama so fat that when she stepped in front of the TV, you missed seven seasons.

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You may as well stand on your head because your face and your ass look exactly the same.

Edited by shyabetes3939
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Is this your face, or did your neck throw up?

Call the aliens, they forgot the probe up your :mlp_yay:.

You have teeth like you've been smoking firecrackers.

You've got legs like a doe... thin, crooked and hairy.

What tomb did you walk out of?

If dumb had legs, you'd be a centipede.

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I don't generally insult people, especially in English, so the best I can think of is:

"This place have (a number) people, and you are the most annoying and frustrating"

:P

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I'd bet that not even a million of you could ever turn on a lightbulb. 

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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

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You're uglier than the Russian Language.

(No offense to the Russians.)

You're so ugly, that you made a blind person throw up by just looking at him.

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