Snow Wars!

[Brony Number 42 9,899]

@Merry Brony 2A surveyed his snow soldiers.

"Troops, you are about to go into battle. I know you were only created a few days ago, and even if you survived you would melt in the spring. But I need you to fight and die for my petty reasons."

He stopped at a snow pony who seemed nervous. "Are you afraid, son?"

The snowlony stammered, "Yes sir. I have a wife and two snowfillies at home."

@Merry Brony 2A put a hoof on the snowpony's shoulder. "Do not be afraid. You will be replaced." He turned to the group at large. "Your first target, @Kyoshi. When you are done you will meet up with @Twilight Luna 's forces. Now, go and die for me!"

He watched his creations march to their certain demise. 

Edited December 14, 2018 by Merry Brony 2A

[Mirage 24,085]

*sneak attacks @TigerGeekGuy*

[Fluttershy Friend 25,445]

*sneaks to each of his friends from behind and suddenly throws into manes of @Alexshy () @Snow () @Kyoshi @Sparklefan1234 @Stone Cold Steve Tuna @shyabetes3939 @Mirage @CypherHoof @Rikifive @Jade Fire  big cold snow ball then escapes giggling  to hide behind big tree*

Yeah! Snow offensive has started!

 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

*throws snowballs in random directions*

*hits @Sparklefan1234 @Mirage @Duality @Alexshy @Jade Fire @SolarFlare13 @Beauty Divine @Fluttershy Friend* 

[Fluttershy Friend 25,445]

@TigerGeekGuy Oh Pure thing! Do you want to receive your own snow ball? Here you are!

 

Edited December 14, 2018 by Fluttershy Friend

[Mirage 24,085]

I'm so glad you've joined @Fluttershy Friend...

[Fluttershy Friend 25,445]

Just now, Mirage said:

I'm so glad you've joined @Fluttershy Friend...

Youuuu! *throws especially big and cold snow ball at @Mirage 

[Sparklefan1234 161,655]

*Throws snowball* @Fluttershy Friend & @TigerGeekGuy

[Fluttershy Friend 25,445]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

*Throws snowball* @Fluttershy Friend & @TigerGeekGuy

*two snowballs  at @Sparklefan1234 *

 

 

[Sparklefan1234 161,655]

*Throws multiple snowballs* @Fluttershy Friend @Mirage @ChB & @Twilight Luna

[Longhaul 6,470]

*launches a valiant but futile counterattack against @Kyoshi, with a couple of snowballs directed at @Button Feri for good measure.*

*spies @Fluttershy Friend sneaking by and tosses a fluffy snowball at them  as well*

[Fluttershy Friend 25,445]

14 minutes ago, Longhaul said:

*spies @Fluttershy Friend sneaking by and tosses a fluffy snowball at them  as well*

Uhm.....OK. You won the battle @Longhaul but not the war!

 

[Longhaul 6,470]

1 hour ago, Fluttershy Friend said:

Uhm.....OK. You won the battle @Longhaul but not the war!

 

*stands next to a wall of snowballs*  Bring it on... 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

*Pegs @Sunset Rose* 

[Brony Number 42 9,899]

He watched his hapless snow ponies march to their deaths. They were ground up in @Kyoshi s tanks, melted by @PoisonClaws flame throwers, and blown apart by @Alexshys magic. He shrugged, "Looks like some snow families are going to have a lonely Hearthswarming. At any rate, I need more troops."

He cranked up his snow pony machine to maximum and wondered why he programmed them to feel pain. It wasn't long before his new army was ready for battle. "Follow your bretheren to war!" he yelled. The snow ponies looked around in confusion with their coal eyes. "Those who survive will have all the ice cubes they can eat." This seemed to motivate them, and they went headlong into doom.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

*Sneaks a snowball salvo on @Kyoshi out of retaliation*

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

On 12/12/2018 at 11:22 PM, Phosphor said:

*Throws snowball at @Tacodidra, @ExplosionMare, @Rikifive, @Twilight Luna, @TwilySparky, @Partialgeek514, @Mellow Mane, @Celtore, @Sparklefan1234, @EpicEnergy, @ChB, @Dark Horse, @Crimson storm, @Lil'Cinnamon, @Lucky Bolt, @Merry Brony 2A, @Starlighty, @Thuja, @Celli, @Randimaxis, @Stinky Pinkie, @Yoshi89, @Twiggy, @AveryGamerDude, @Tylad, @AJ2489, @Jedishy, @Gone Airbourne, @Artemis, @Matraxial Artemi, @Arc Flash , @R.D.Dash, @Flutterstep and @shyabetes3939

*Throws snow cone at @DivineGlow1000 and @Midnight Solace   

*Throws a whole pile of snowballs at @Phosphor

[Mirage 24,085]

*pile drives @Stone Cold Steve Tuna into a snow bank* 

[SDP40F amtrak 2,441]

7 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

@Crimson storm, @DEFENDER, @Thankful Brony 2,@Tacolantern, @AJ2489, @Sylvester, @Dabmanz, @Rainbow heart 55, @Flutterstep, @Mirage, @Rhythm Red, @Pat Thundersnow, @Soren Peregrine, @Wannabrony, @Bonbon Feri, @Crosswind, @Fluttershy Friend @Alexshy, @CypherHoof, @Longhaul, @Captain Clark, @Blitz Boom, @ShadOBabe, @King of Canterlot, @Jade Fire, @Silenz Veritas, @PiratePony, @ChB, @Rarity the Supreme, @Nightfall Gloam, @Duality, @Matraxial Artemis, @Rikifive, @Sparklefan1234, @meck-can-ik pony,  @Royce, @Vintjack Greasymane, @DashYoshi, @Sliding Bolt, @Deae Rising Shine~,  @Key Sharkz, @Nature Tune, @Twilight-Sparkle17, @Twilight Luna, @Nightfall Thunder, @Dark Horse,  @Cash In, @Twilight Sparkle is best, @Kind Claw, @YourElectricityBill, @UglyBTD, @Nye, @Rixton, @Princess Lulu <3~, @TheRockARooster , @Bas, @Partialgeek514, @Silver Snow, @Woohoo, @VG_Addict, @SolarFlare13, @vivishy, @Mesme Rize, @Santa Barik, @Will Guide,

Fell the wrath of my....GATLING SNOWBALL!!!

That's not too rough is it? I would have mentioned more pones but the mention thing stopped working, as it do.

Chirp 

 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,410]

*balls of snow directed by way of certified mail to @Fluttershy Friend and @Mirage, with a PS directed to the latter: *stunner noises*

 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

@Kyoshi

 

[Mirage 24,085]

*A flurry of snowballs at @Snowflurry*

Whachaaa!

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,832]

*Throws a Sonic Snow Blast to

@Arc Flash, @shyabetes3939, @DivineGlow1000, @AJ2489, @Sherbert MGS, @Raririsu, @Heart Star, @Aqua shine

Hope you all survive my wrath of snowballs!

 

[Fluttershy Friend 25,445]

10 hours ago, Longhaul said:

*stands next to a wall of snowballs*  Bring it on... 

You said something poor pony? Thousands of snow ammo is prepared for that war by smart yellow pony!

*quickly throws some of his Winter ammo in direction of @Longhaul @Stone Cold Steve Tuna @Mirage @Sparklefan1234 @TigerGeekGuy and the biggest one 150 mm caliber at @Alexshy * You are under attack of The Great and Powerful Fluttershy Friend!

 

Edited December 15, 2018 by Fluttershy Friend

[Longhaul 6,470]

Just now, Fluttershy Friend said:

*quickly throws some of his Winter ammo in direction of @Longhaul @Stone Cold Steve Tuna @Mirage @Sparklefan1234 @TigerGeekGuy and the biggest one 150 mm caliber at @Alexshy * You are under attack of The Great and Powerful Fluttershy Friend!

I see...

*responds in kind to @Fluttershy Friend, heaving snowball after snowball in their direction ... and the occasional 'misfire' that heads toward @Alexshy*