Ask The (Bickering) Married Couple!

[Sparklefan1234 161,804]

"Twilight, how does it feel knowing you are a clone?" 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

4 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Twilight, how does it feel knowing you are a clone?" 

"A clone...?"

*Hurriedly whispers in her ear.*

"Ohh right, a 'clone!' Erm... It's enjoyable I guess?"

"Solid."

[Sparklefan1234 161,804]

Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"A clone...?"

*Hurriedly whispers in her ear.*

"Ohh right, a 'clone!' Erm... It's enjoyable I guess?"

"Solid."

 

You are a clone, Twilight.   

 Do you enjoy dancing?

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

5 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 Do you enjoy dancing?

"I sure do! As does this lovable gruff pony here."

"Yes, but my dancing is less... Attention-drawing."

"Yet I'm the one who taught you how to slow dance on our first date."

"You promised you wouldn't share that information out-loud!" *Growling as the mare giggles innocently behind her hoof.*

[Sparklefan1234 161,804]

2 minutes ago, Stardust Balance said:

"I sure do! As does this lovable gruff pony here."

"Yes, but my dancing is less... Attention-drawing."

"Yet I'm the one who taught you how to slow dance on our first date."

"You promised you wouldn't share that information out-loud!" *Growling as the mare giggles innocently behind her hoof.*

 

"Twilight, what do you call your unique style of dancing?"

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Twilight, what do you call your unique style of dancing?"

"I call it 'The Adorkable Stances' myself-"

"Jack. Ahem, I never really planned a name for them. They come naturally-"

"Ha!"

[Sparklefan1234 161,804]

2 minutes ago, Stardust Balance said:

"I call it 'The Adorkable Stances' myself-"

"Jack. Ahem, I never really planned a name for them. They come naturally-"

"Ha!"

"The Adorkable Stances"? I like it! 

"Stardust, how does it feel being married to a Princess?"

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"The Adorkable Stances"? I like it! 

"Stardust, how does it feel being married to a Princess?"

"Right?! And it feels great! Twilight is the best thing to ever happen to little ol' me. Despite what people may think of our bickering and neverending arguments-"

"Are just our own ways of expressing close affection to one another."

*Looks to her tenderly.* "I couldn't ask for better..."

*An equal expression gazing back.* "Neither could I..."

[Sparklefan1234 161,804]

"Do you have any kids or is it just you two for now?" 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

17 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Do you have any kids or is it just you two for now?" 

"We always had a kid at first; Spike."

"Mmhm, Spike was, is and always will be a son to us. After we got married, I had two children; a beautiful daughter named Ashla Dawn."

"And a gorgeous son named Starburst Dusk. They're twins, and quite possibly the most Heavenly creations our love ever produced."

"Indeed... They're both three now. Time flies... And I cherish every second with them." 

[Sparklefan1234 161,804]

1 minute ago, Stardust Balance said:

"We always had a kid at first; Spike."

"Mmhm, Spike was, is and always will be a son to us. After we got married, I had two children; a beautiful daughter named Ashla Dawn."

"And a gorgeous son named Starburst Dusk. They're twins, and quite possibly the most Heavenly creations our love ever produced."

"Indeed... They're both three now. Time flies... And I cherish every second with them." 

 

Awww!  

"Do they both have their father's beard?" 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

9 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Awww!  

"Do they both have their father's beard?" 

"Thankfully no but... Give them time."

"Oi!"

[Sparklefan1234 161,804]

Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"Thankfully no but... Give them time."

"Oi!"

 

Hahah! 

"Stardust, when did you start writing your autobiography?"

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Hahah! 

"Stardust, when did you start writing your autobiography?"

"Waaaaaaay before anyone noticed."

"I was curious why so much ink was missing from the cabinets back then."

"With how much you write, love, I'm shocked you were even questioning."

[Twilight Luna 30,938]

Stardust,

Have you found stacks of flash cards in obscure places where you live?

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

6 minutes ago, Twilight Luna said:

Stardust,

Have you found stacks of flash cards in obscure places where you live?

"..."

"'Flash cards-?'"

"Never mind, Twilight..." *Grinded teeth.* "Never mind..."

[Twilight Luna 30,938]

What would you say was the first thing that attracted you to each other?

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

42 minutes ago, Twilight Luna said:

What would you say was the first thing that attracted you to each other?

"Err..."

"Hmm..."

"That's a good one..."

"It's been a long time... How about..."

"Maybe... I guess the first Grand Galloping Gala."

"I suppose that's where the 'sparks,' so to speak, occurred, yes."

[Twilight Luna 30,938]

So it was love at first sight then?

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

3 minutes ago, Twilight Luna said:

So it was love at first sight then?

"Oh, no, we were acquainted before then - Jack please stop laughing - I personally refer to when this lovable buffoon challenged Prince Blueblood for Rarity's honour... Again, Jack, will you stop-?"

"Haha, sorry, sorry... Just the notion that people believe in 'love at first sight' always puts me in hysterics."

"Jack..."

[Twilight Luna 30,938]

23 minutes ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Oh, no, we were acquainted before then - Jack please stop laughing - I personally refer to when this lovable buffoon challenged Prince Blueblood for Rarity's honour... Again, Jack, will you stop-?"

"Haha, sorry, sorry... Just the notion that people believe in 'love at first sight' always puts me in hysterics."

"Jack..."

I’m sorry. I thought you two met there. 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

3 minutes ago, Twilight Luna said:

I’m sorry. I thought you two met there. 

"Hmhm, it's okay." *Smiles politely.* "We're sorry for any misunderstandings."

"We are?"

[Sparklefan1234 161,804]

"Why does your sweet babboo laugh at you so much, Twilight?" 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

4 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Why does your sweet babboo laugh at you so much, Twilight?" 

"I wish I knew why my 'sweet babboo' laughs so much at me, Sparkle."

"Because everything you say and do is heartwarmingly adorable, my dear Twilight."

"Sweet talk won't get you anywhere, babboo."

[Sparklefan1234 161,804]

"Have you ever gone a day without bickering?"