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25 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Stardust, what would you say if I told you Twilight was *really* a unicorn cat?"

"Like... We talking cat cat or Blake Belladonna cat? Because if the latter I am totally on board."

"Is that an 'anime' thing...?"

"Ehhhhh, so-so."

"Hold up now, are you saying I would be attractive as a cat?"

"I mean... Cats are adorable?"

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1 hour ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Like... We talking cat cat or Blake Belladonna cat? Because if the latter I am totally on board."

 

I should've said "Points to avatar.", huh? 

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6 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

I should've said "Points to avatar.", huh? 

"Ohhhhhhhhhh... Uhh... Well, Twilight will always be beautiful regardless how she looks...?"

"The tone is utterly convincing, honey..."

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13 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Here is an old question I am interested to know the answer to.

"Feet. You know how much dirt easily gets stuck to your hoofs? I don't understand how you ponies deal with it."

"It's hardly as irritable as you're making it sound, Jack. I prefer all four walking limbs personally, the less said about the first time I tried using human feet, the better."

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9 minutes ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Mhm! I'm particularly fond of movie adaptation from certain books. Including Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson..."

 

"Those are all pretty current movies, do you like anything older?"

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Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"Those are all pretty current movies, do you like anything older?"

"Erm... I kinda like the old King Kong movies..."

"Twilight loves watching the awful costumes and strings."

"Something about the variations between how effects were done in classical movies is fascinating to me. It's a learning experience, Jack."

"Sure thing dear."

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14 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Do you enjoy performing together?" 

"Oh absolutely/Eh depends on what."

"..."

"..."

"For the most part, anyway, if it's a play that Jack's particularly interested in, if by an inch."

"Not my fault I question the, ahem, storylines of what your kind counts as plots, love."

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22 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"For example, do you like putting on skits or singing in front of your friends?"

"Oh! Well, I do love to sing often at random for a few seconds. Twilight's more fond of skits."

"Mhm! When they're educational, best of all."

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Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"Oh! Well, I do love to sing often at random for a few seconds. Twilight's more fond of skits."

"Mhm! When they're educational, best of all."

 

Have you ever sang together during a skit?

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4 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Have you ever sang together during a skit?

"Didn't we do something like that during your baby shower, love?"

"Why, yes we did, recalling that particular memory. You and Spike burst into 'Circle of Life' halfway and everypony joined in."

"Oh yeah... We should do that again next time you're pregnant."

"Jack..."

"You're right. When Sunburst finally gets enough sense and knocks Starlight-"

"Jack."

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5 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Are any of your children Alicorn's?" 

"Oh yes, our beloved Ashla."

"Yeah... She takes after her mother in all the best ways, including the exasperated ones."

"Hmm... Just as she takes after all the exasperating qualities of her father."

 

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5 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

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"Stardust, what are your thoughts on Twilight possibly ruling all of Equestria one day?"

 

"Oh, you wanna know about that, huh? Well, I shall gladly accommodate your curiosity with my passion against that manipulative, vampire-!"

*Hoof covers his mouth.* "Eheh. Jack is as supportive and encouraging as can be, even if he has misgrievances for a position to be thrust upon me even now."

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1 minute ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Huh?"

"A million."

"Wha-?"

"Roll with it..."

 

 Which one of you is stronger?

Can physical strength be stronger than the power of magic? 

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Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

 Which one of you is stronger?

Can physical strength be stronger than the power of magic? 

"Ohoho! An interesting one! Twilight?"

"Well, I wouldn't necessarily say one is stronger than the other. Both are equally required .. That being said, magic does allow one to be more self-reliant and versatile-"

"Yeah for unicorns and pegasi, maybe. But what about us Earth Ponies? Take off a horn and wings, you're pretty much useless since you constantly rely on magic-"

"Jack, for the last, I don't rely on magic twenty-four seven. That is some delusional fantasy conjured by some need to see a fault in me-"

"My entire life here's a delusional fantasy..."

"I'm sorry?"

"And there you have it Sparkle. Strength is way better!"

"Exac- No! Now hold on!"

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2 minutes ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Ohoho! An interesting one! Twilight?"

"Well, I wouldn't necessarily say one is stronger than the other. Both are equally required .. That being said, magic does allow one to be more self-reliant and versatile-"

"Yeah for unicorns and pegasi, maybe. But what about us Earth Ponies? Take off a horn and wings, you're pretty much useless since you constantly rely on magic-"

"Jack, for the last, I don't rely on magic twenty-four seven. That is some delusional fantasy conjured by some need to see a fault in me-"

"My entire life here's a delusional fantasy..."

"I'm sorry?"

"And there you have it Sparkle. Strength is way better!"

"Exac- No! Now hold on!"

 

Well played, Beardy. :P

*Hugs defeated purple pony princess* :kindness:

 

"Stardust, have you ever tried to sparkle?" :muffins:

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