Ask The (Bickering) Married Couple!

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44 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Have you ever gone a day without bickering?"

"Nope/Sadly not."

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On 1/6/2019 at 10:41 AM, Stardust Balance said:

"Nope/Sadly not."

 

"What do you usually bicker about?"

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Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"What do you usually bicker about?"

"Plenty/Everything." *Looking at each other.*

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"Do you ever bicker about things you enjoy?" 

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6 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Do you ever bicker about things you enjoy?" 

"Well..."

"All the time."

"Not twenty-four seven."

"She often starts them."

"'She's' standing right here."

"Even when about nothing she argues."

"Jack-"

"Exhibit A."

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"Do you ever just bicker for fun?" 

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3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Do you ever just bicker for fun?" 

"Yes/No."

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Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"Yes

 

 You annoy Twilight on purpose, why would you do that? 

Edited January 29, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

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1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

 You annoy Twilight on purpose, why would you do that? 

"Because she loves it when I actively challenge her."

"Mmm, we all have delusions at times I suppose..."

"Keep telling yourself that, love."

"I'm not the one clinging on the idea irritating your partner is enjoyable, honey."

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Do you bicker about what to eat for dinner or other meals?

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"How does it feel knowing your wife is a genius, do you ever feel inferior?" 

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1 minute ago, Twilight Luna said:

Do you bicker about what to eat for dinner or other meals?

"Thankfully, not so. At least, not as badly as the other reasons behind our squabbles. Spike regular handles meals anyway when we're too busy with royal matters."

"Hmhmhmhmhm, is that we're calling it now...?"

"Jack, please not here..."

"You're adorable when you blush."

2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"How does it feel knowing your wife is a genius, do you ever feel inferior?" 

"Not at all! Those brains are part of the reason she has me wrapped around her little cute lavender hoof."

"Though you do have a habit of unwrapping from said hoof when you feel like it."

"In any case, I have an equal trait that makes up for my own lack of education. I excel more at wisdom."

"I wish sometimes you wouldn't berate your own knowledge like that, Jack. You're not uneducated."

"But I am unintelligent-"

"No."

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"Where do you like to go on vacation?"

I hear Rainbow Falls is beautiful this time of year. 

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2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Where do you like to go on vacation?"

I hear Rainbow Falls is beautiful this time of year. 

"Oh, Jack and I have this special little location at a wondrous beach. Well, it's owned by Iron Will, but regardless it's where we go to most the relaxing time together."

"Mhm, a beautiful spot I discovered during one of my many adventures."

"You mean misadventures."

"I knew where I was going."

"You were running away from home."

"Details."

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Are there any downsides to being married to a Princess?

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2 minutes ago, Twilight Luna said:

Are there any downsides to being married to a Princess?

"Very very early mornings. Um, less quality time together, royal meetings, walking around town to greet the citizens, listen to people complain about everything, long journeyed diplomatic friendship matters- Oh don't look at me like that, Twilight, you know it's all true."

"Half of what you listed were regular before our marriage, Jack..."

"Yeah but not this constant!"

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Where there any times that you tried to impress Twilight and it didn’t quite work out?

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4 minutes ago, Twilight Luna said:

Where there any times that you tried to impress Twilight and it didn’t quite work out?

"Ohh trust me, you can only impress Princess Perfect here when you least expect it. Some of the times they have quite the opposite effect."

"Could potentially be I don't necessarily approve of, oh say for example, our house being wagered just to prove a point."

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"Have Twilight or Spike tried to teach you to fly?" 

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Twilight, if you could Jack read you one book, what would it be?

Edited January 30, 2019 by Twilight Luna

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21 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Have Twilight or Spike tried to teach you to fly?" 

"Nah, I mostly self-taught myself."

"Mhm. You still have the scars."

9 minutes ago, Twilight Luna said:

Twilight, if you could Jack read you one

book, what would it be?

"Hmm... Well, I'm quite fond of the Harry Potter series Jack gave me one Hearth's Warming back. Especially the Goblet of Fire."

"Prisoner of Azkaban myself, but Twilight, you only need to ask."

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So, Twilight, it seems that you once gifted Stardust a most interesting piece of literature:

Spoiler

And I'm kind of curious... What are some of the best ways to 'wow' your mare?

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12 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

So, Twilight, it seems that you once gifted Stardust a most interesting piece of literature:

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And I'm kind of curious... What are some of the best ways to 'wow' your mare?

"It all comes down to respect, for yourself and others, being compassionate, caring and overall considerate."

"Twilight, dear, were you perhaps insinuating I had none of these qualities back then?"

"Jack, honey, are you perhaps implying you even have any of these qualities right now?"

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If you could change one thing about each other, what would it be?

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7 hours ago, Twilight Luna said:

If you could change one thing about each other, what would it be?

*One knowing glance to each other.*

"To be honest..."

"Truth be told..."

"We may have our squabbles..."

"We may have our differences..."

"But it's who we are now..."

"That we think makes it work..."

"So I wouldn't change a thing about perfection..."

"Not a single thing about him..."

"For the world/For the world."