Most-Ridiculous Injury you have ever had in your life?

[Hbk4894 9]

What are some ridiculous injuries you have had in your life before?

i would say slipping on some ice outside Bargin Booze and not being able to walk properly for 3 days afterwards , not fun times.

[Treeglow Flicker 12,975]

Going into a state of shock to the point my legs failed me and I butt smashed the kitchen bin. Butt hurt for a couple of days but the bin came out a lot worse.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,282]

Self inflicted broken big toe. I kicked a box of computer paper to line it up with the other boxes in staples. It didn't move because of an electrical junction box behind the row. I heard and felt a CRUNCH. It hurt like crazy and looked horrible. I was wearing open toe shoes, and it swelled up and turned purple!

[TBD 17,228]

 I was trying to show my younger sibling how an eagle fly and so I jump off my bed to demonstrate it and landed my face on the table. Giving me an ugly black eye.

[Cash In 21,489]

Back in Grade 6, I was playing a game of tag with my classmates. I got cocky and started running backwards. I don't know what happened, but pain suddenly engulfed my left leg. I assume that I pulled a muscle, but the damage was already done. I had to constantly limp for the next week, before the pain  finally subsided

 

[Monsoon 1,648]

I was walking and a ball fell in my head at a high velocity causing it to impact hard on my head leading me to get knocked out 

[Lucky Star 971]

I've been pretty lucky throughout my life, I think the worst thing that's ever happened to me was the time I stepped on a nail and even then I only had a bit of ripped skin and I didn't even have to get stitches.

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,832]

I jumped over 1 meter and landed wrong with my right foot and twisted it big time and it stayed bent for 1 week before healing.

[Phosphor 11,522]

52 minutes ago, Sondash Studios said:

I jumped over 1 meter and landed wrong with my right foot and twisted it big time and it stayed bent for 1 week before healing.

I did something similar in 12th grade. Jumped over a big mud puddle and twisted my right ankle. Made a loud grinding noise and hurt like hell  

[Fluttershutter 2,114]

There are non-ridiculous injuries?

When I was a kid I pushed on a glass door way to hard and it broke and I sliced my arm really good. That was my worst injury ever.

[Dreambiscuit 8,021]

The one that comes to mind is when I dropped a frozen turkey on my foot. It hurt a LOT, but the most ridiculous part is that I got so mad I kicked the thing and stubbed my toe on it. 

[Envy 5,996]

I broke my middle finger as a child playing with blocks. They weren't the stereotypical young child blocks with letters on them, but instead these blocks used for mathematics/counting (much like the big blue one pictured on this site, except they were wooden). I still have no clue how this happened.

[Venomous 18,813]

I don’t really consider this injury to be ridiculous but it certainly could have been avoided. I was bit by a cat at work and I had to get a stitch put in my thumb afterward. 

[Arc Flash 7,884]

Getting shot in the hand by a .22...not fun....

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

I've never really had any serious injuries. Except the time I thought I broke my butt when I fell backwards and landed on it at a rollerblading rink....it was just extremely sore for about a week after that. 

Edited April 11, 2019 by Lucky Bolt

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

Burnt my hand really bad on a pizza pan cause damn aluminum doesn't change color when it's hot.

[EpicEnergy 22,064]

I accidentally cut myself with a pocket knife when I tried to fold the blade but pressed hard on the sharp side by accident because I wasn't paying attention.

[Fluttershutter 2,114]

2 hours ago, EpicEnergy said:

I accidentally cut myself with a pocket knife when I tried to fold the blade but pressed hard on the sharp side by accident because I wasn't paying attention.

Yeah, I've pressed on the sharp end of a blade. 

 

When I was a kid I was just the right height to run into this bar sticking out of a dumpster. I was running and whacked my forehead right into it. It made a beautiful gong sound and probably looked hysterical. 

Edited January 14, 2020 by Fluttershutter

[Oblivion 20,265]

On 2/28/2019 at 5:27 PM, Arc Flash said:

Getting shot in the hand by a .22...not fun....

How did that happen?

[Steve Piranha 28,747]

I was fantasying a fight in my mind. I was moving and doing weird things and I accidentally hit my head with the edge of my bed. It hurt like hell and got a bump as result 

[AnonU262D 2]

While traversing a field I'd tripped on a cactus buried in the snow.

Edited April 17, 2020 by PTx2Ox2PTx2

[Twilight Luna 30,917]

 Got decapitated playing dodge ball in the 6th grade. I walked it off. 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I tripped on the street and scraped my knee real bad. When I got to school the only way I could bend down to reach my locker was by looking like I was proposing to it. 
 

I also broke my foot running around in the cafeteria when I was little. I have no idea what I was doing cause I only remember falling. 
 

[TBD 17,228]

Another ridiculous injury is when I bite my tongue hard TWICE on the same spot. Oh how much I cried in the inside...couldn’t eat or talk properly for two-three weeks.

[Splashee 28,537]

Spinning as fast as possible on a gravitron (playground), losing my grip, and falling of onto the pavement, scratching my everything. Looking like a zombie the entire summer.

 

Or bicycling diagonally up the sidewalk, knowing that would make me fall over onto the pavement, which it did. Another summer looking like a zombie.... Well, feeling like one.

 

Those scratches burns a lot.