Area 51 Plan of Attack

[NiceVillains 244]

I need a few things from you. 

1.What is your strategy for entry

2.Who are you going with

3.What happens when you are there

4.How are you leaving.

5.What are you doing after.

 

My post/example.

Going to use my Legend of Zelda Flute for the twister to port me safely in with John Mcclane, stuff the aliens in my Fallout 76 canvas bags, and fly away in a spaceship. Then I am going to set the Aliens free but one comes back to be my friend n play videogames all day n help me sneak away from the FBI.

Edited July 17, 2019 by NiceVillains

[Brony Number 42 9,926]

1: Dress up like a AC repair man.

2: My spy squirrel will be hiding in my toolbox.

3: I tell the guards that I am going to repair the cryogenic unit where the aliens are being kept. I find the aliens in a break room, eating donuts and drinking coffee.

4: The aliens steal my disguise and lock me in the cryo tube. They sneak out. My squirrel rescues me from the tube. We sneak out over the fence and run for it.

5: Eat donuts and drink coffee with the aliens.

Edited July 17, 2019 by 2nd Amendment Brony

[Rainbow Dash2 2]

10 minutes ago, 2nd Amendment Brony said:

1: Dress up like a AC repair man.

2: My spy squirrel will be hiding in my toolbox.

3: I tell the guards that I am going to repair the cryogenic unit where the aliens are being kept. I find the aliens in a break room, eating donuts and drinking coffee.

4: The aliens steal my disguise and lock me in the cryo tube. They sneak out. My squirrel rescues me from the tube. We sneak out over the fence and run for it.

5: Eat donuts and drink coffee with the aliens.

That sounds like a hell of a good t.v. show
Marvin and his pet spy squirrel 

[Xe__or 4,376]

1. Get some Karen to want to see the management

2. As I said, some Karen I found down the street

3. While the guards are distracted, try to steal some magnetic keys or something; trying to find them alien cat girls. I'll free every alien and get them to recognize me as their savior, in order to be given a place of choice when their people attack our planet

4. I'll get on the back of some Star Wars type creature, preference to those who can withstand bullets, while stealing some big laser guns

5. Wait for glory

[heavens-champion 1,893]

Find the sniper. blow him up. Sneak in. Release the aliens. Sit back and enjoy the extraterrestrial carnage.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Honestly, I'd just go into their maintenance network and schedule massive maintenance events for all their vehicles and aircraft. While they're doing that I'd borrow someone's common access card. Preferably one that belongs to an officer or above. I'd then go to room 914 and upgrade the card to a general officer's card, then I'd have access to release all the SCP's and let them kill the guards for me.

Edited July 18, 2019 by Meson Bolt

[NiceVillains 244]

@Meson Bolt I would bring along this 1337 h@x0r 

Jump in the caac. Bust in while the guards are busy with the naruto runners. Let Meson hack all the guards to death and bust the aliens out. But they aren't aliens they were zombies. So I pour bleach to impede their sense of smell and we set a nuke to go off once the zombies breach to prevent humanity coming to an end. Then we jump as the nuke goes off so it launches us out of the base.

Then I'll retire n take a nice vacation on a beach getting a tan with shades on.

[Mini 451]

1.What is your strategy for entry

dig a tunnel bruh

2.Who are you going with

my cat

3.What happens when you are there

yoink an alien

4.How are you leaving

via a stolen ufo

5.What are you doing after

party

[TBD 17,228]

Alien are coming..

 

1.What is your strategy for entry?

First I’m going to show the world that there are aliens among us! And I’m going to stop them and gather people to join me!

 

2.Who are you going with?

I’d forcefully take my little sister.

3.What happens when you are there.

Expose the alien to the world! But eventually getting bash for because people would think I’m making a racist joke towards immigrant by calling them alien... idiot.

4.How are you leaving?

surrender? Nonsense! The earth needs me!

 

5.What are you doing after.

when all things fails....

 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

1. What is your strategy for entry: Flaming-hot dog shit!

2. Who are you going with: Cyberdyne Systems Series T-800

3. What happens when you are there: Ayy lmao party!

4. How are you leaving: "Get to the choppa... Now our escape begins..."

5. What are you doing after: Applebee's