Post a Random Movie Quote [Updated]

[Sparklefan1234 161,667]

“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”

[Number62 1,246]

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

[Yoshi89 5,290]

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

 

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

" Hey, toots! Canary bird, will you get out of the bathroom!"

 

[Number62 1,246]

I'm too old for this shit.

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

[video clip] Home Alone Tarantula Scream

 

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"

 

 

[SpittyPie2005 3,923]

"Looks to me, Brenner, like SOMEONE FORGOT TO SEND US THE BEST OF THE BEST and instead dropped off a bunch of... incontinent adult-diaperwearing... candyass... cries themselves-to-sleep-women-baby... man-people! From now on, maggots, you little... girl maggots, ---whatever the name for the female form of maggots is! From now on when you poop, WHEN YOU POOP YOUR PANTS * YOU’RE GONNA BE THINKING OF ME! So TAKE!" (I love this movie so much, I named my fish Brenner)

[Number62 1,246]

Some guys just can't handle Vegas.

[ggg-2 3,550]

Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice or lightning
Lest these titans wreck destruction upon the world in which they clash
Though the water's great guardian shall rise to quell the fighting
Alone its song will fail, thus the earth shall turn to ash

[SpittyPie2005 3,923]

''Ha-ha-ha! We chasing crickets, or are we just hanging out?''

[Sparklefan1234 161,667]

"Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs?"

[Number62 1,246]

You have to have a little faith sometimes.

Faith is belief based on an absence of data. It invites disaster.

[Ragland Tiger 3,295]

Not in a movie, but should be...

 

[Cwanky 17,445]

What's the matter? One balloon not enough? Try a bunch!

                                                                                                         

                                                                                                                       

                                                                                                                                                         

                                                                                                                                                               

                                                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                                       

 

Edited April 5, 2020 by Cwanky

[Vefka 1,499]

"Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror"

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

Ace Ventura - Sliding Door

 

[Number62 1,246]

God hates me. That's what it is.

Hate him back. It works for me.

[Cwanky 17,445]

     

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday. It will be known as Freedom Friday! But still on a Tuesday!"

[Number62 1,246]

I needn't bring up your past poor choices in women including but not limited to my mother.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"Martha, come look at my pe***!"

[Tropical Melody 5,078]

"Would you like us to dip your bread in our gravy?"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"Cake makes me explode."

Edited April 19, 2020 by Emerald Heart

[Woohoo 32,500]

"Can I have everyone's attention?"

 

"I have to use the bathroom."