Post a Random Movie Quote [Updated]

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

Was watching the Suite Life Movie...

[Cwanky 17,454]

            

[Number62 1,247]

Such rot, sir. Why, you're the very model of sanity. Oh, by the way, I pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls.

[Fritzy 1,690]

Tracy: Carlos! I asked you for the map! 
Carlos: (wakes up, and tosses the map away from himself after seeing it in his lap) Yeah, well the map says we're f****d!

[Cwanky 17,454]

Soda's bad for your health.

 

[Number62 1,247]

You sly dog, you got me monologuing!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Now I've got a machine gun. Ho ho ho.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"I just happened to be eavesdropping, I hope you don't mind."

[Number62 1,247]

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

[Cwanky 17,454]

3 hours ago, Number62 said:

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

 

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

Monica: "What are you doing here?"

Kyle: "Uh... the orphans canceled."

Monica: "Really? The orphans canceled."

Kyle: "Yeah, they were just uh... they were... they were, uh, totally booked up today, very busy doing uh... orphan stuff."

 

Edited November 30, 2019 by Emerald Heart

[Cwanky 17,454]

                         

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

Monica: "Large nostrils?" That's what you got?"

Liz: "He has really large nostrils."

Monica: "You don't necessarily have to point that out."

Liz: "What am I supposed to do, lie? Say he has small nostrils?"

Monica: "Oh, my goodness."

[Splashee 28,537]

Hey man, I think I saw that kid you were lo....... HEY!!! *smash*

[Sparklefan1234 161,818]

“But the walls of that tower could not hide everything. Each year on her birthday the king and queen release thousands of lanterns into the sky, in hope that one day their lost princess would return.”

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

Sammy: "I, uh... I hope you don't die or anything."

Diego: "You... too."

[Sherem 4,807]

Andrea: They took everything bruce, my dad, my life, you...I'm not saying it's right or even saying, but it's all I got left. So either help me or get out of the way!

Batman: you know I can't do that.

Andrea: look what they did to us! what we could have had! they had to pay!

Batman: but andy, what will vengeance solve?

Andrea: if anyone knows the answer to that Bruce, it's you.

Batman: *shocked face* Leave andy, now! please...

[Sparklefan1234 161,818]

5 hours ago, Sherem said:

Andrea: They took everything bruce, my dad, my life, you...I'm not saying it's right or even saying, but it's all I got left. So either help me or get out of the way!

Batman: you know I can't do that.

Andrea: look what they did to us! what we could have had! they had to pay!

Batman: but andy, what will vengeance solve?

Andrea: if anyone knows the answer to that Bruce, it's you.

Batman: *shocked face* Leave andy, now! please...

 

"Can't be too careful with all those weirdos around." 

[Sherem 4,807]

10 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"Can't be too careful with all those weirdos around." 

"Think you fool! once he gets me, how long until he gets you!? you know what I'm talking about! your hands are just as dirty! dirtier!"

(I see you are person of culture as well)

[Sparklefan1234 161,818]

From "Batman (1966)" 

 

Gordon: Could be any one of them, but which one? W— which ones?

O'Hara: [gasps]

Batman: Pretty fishy what happened to me on that ladder.

Gordon: You mean, where there's a fish, there could be a Penguin.

Robin: But wait! It happened at sea! See? "C" for Catwoman!

Batman: Yet... an exploding shark was pulling my leg!

Gordon: The Joker!

O'Hara: [It] all adds up to a sinister riddle. Riddle-er. Riddler?

Gordon: Oh, A thought strikes me. So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance.

Batman: The four of them. Their forces combined...

Robin: Holy nightmare!

[Tropical Melody 5,094]

[image] I hate being right all the time

 

[Cwanky 17,454]

1 minute ago, Tropical Melody said:

[image] I hate being right all the time

 

 

[Number62 1,247]

I'm Miss Bonnie Parker
and this here is Mr. Clyde Barrow.
We rob banks.

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=bonnie-and-clyde

I'm Miss Bonnie Parker, and this here is Mr. Clyde Barrow. We rob banks.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"Yep. Found love at the snack bar, my friend." 

[Number62 1,247]

After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.

I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.