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[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"You just showed mercy to a sadist."

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Everybody's dead Dave

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

Happy: "You know, I don't think it's nice to beat up on girls, especially if they're your friends."

Natsu: "A girl, a guy, friend, enemy. Who cares?"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Don't tell them you're a pacifist

[Tao 6,707]

"Pika Pika"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Aaahhh! Aow! Eeee! Aow, eee, how am I looking? Looking nice. No, wait a minute. I'm looking better than nice. I'm looking dangerous. Aaaoooww. Dangerous! Aaaooowww! Hey, what's that? Hey, even my shadow's looking nice. I'm looking nice. My shadow's looking nice. What a team! We are unbelievable! 0K, team, this way. Aaaoowww, yeah.

[Number62 1,246]

Come on, I don't belong up here, fighting monsters and aliens and super-villains. I just help the little guy and in a big club like this, you tend to forget all about him. So gee whiz, I'm flattered to be asked and all, but no thanks.

Suit yourself. Those monsters you don't fight? They tend to step on little guys.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"It's me! I was the turkey all along!"

 

 

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,397]

"Fancy not securing your trucks on a hill! They'll come back to spook you and your special funnel!"

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

 

 

[Number62 1,246]

A supercollider is one aspect of particle physics that even a caveman can enjoy: Smashing things against a wall.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"

[Prospekt 10,984]

"If you want to grow, just look above you. There are plenty of people perfect to serve as fodder for your growth."

[Number62 1,246]

I fashioned a prison you couldn't leave without sacrificing your heart's desire. It must have been like tearing off your own arm.

[Tao 6,707]

--------------------------NERD!

[Number62 1,246]

I don't know whether to punch him or feed him a protein shake.

[Sparklefan1234 161,657]

Helga

(sobbing) "WE'RE ALL GONNA STARVE TO DEATH AND GET EATEN BY RATS!". 

[Number62 1,246]

The others don't know what I'm capable of. One day I'll show them. I've got the true heart of a hero.

Hero? A possible ally?

I keep it in a big jar at the back of my closet.

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,397]

What's devious is what's necessary to make an honest living in these days of corruption and bad business ethics!

[Sparklefan1234 161,657]

From "That 70's Show". 

 

Edited March 13, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

[Number62 1,246]

It's ironic, you know. She likes Bruce Wayne, and she likes Superman. It's the other two guys she's not crazy about.

Too bad we can't mix and match.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"No, she can't come meet you!She has outahouseaphobia."

[Number62 1,246]

Hey, I got the thing on the thing! What do I win?

You!

I win me? That makes no sense.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"I made up my mind that I'll be the most female among females! Like a real man!" 

[Lulaypp 2,554]

Way to get your feet wet!