Post a Random TV Quote

[Number62 1,247]

            

[Happy Heart 306]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HkdNYYzbtVc&pp=ygUdZnV0dXJhbWEgcHJvZmVzc29yIGZhcm5zd29ydGg%3D

 

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

"I give you permission to say one bad thing about Jake."

"He looks like Ellen Degeneres."

"That is so... freakishly true."

[Number62 1,247]

                  

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

"Oh, so you think I'm a Father now?"

"Mm-hmm."

"Like, instead of a Mother?"

"Mm-hmm."

 

[Happy Heart 306]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zoS39cTUGhk&pp=ygUPc2ltcHNvbnMgZGVlcGVy

 

[Cwanky 17,455]

                         

[Happy Heart 306]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U58IdBjMeS4

 

[Sparklefan1234 161,858]

"My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror."

[Woohoo 32,565]

"Stupid dog, you made me look bad! 🎭 OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"

[Happy Heart 306]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9pWC-4dx3Q0&pp=ygUPcmV0dXJuIHRoZSBzbGFi

 

[Number62 1,247]

Fry's reaction to his show coming back again

 

[Cwanky 17,455]

       

[Happy Heart 306]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tagnCKatOsg&pp=ygUTc2ltcHNvbnMgdHdvIGtuaXZlcw%3D%3D

 

[Cwanky 17,455]

      

[Happy Heart 306]

@Cwanky

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc&pp=ygUWc2ltcHNvbnMga25pZmV5IHNwb29ueQ%3D%3D

 

[Number62 1,247]

   

 

Edited July 27, 2023 by Number62

[Happy Heart 306]

On 2023-07-27 at 4:28 PM, Number62 said:

   

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vb-nn0y-ip0&pp=ygUtZnV0dXJhbWEgdGhleSBhcmVuJ3Qgd29ydGggZXZlbiBhIHBlbm55IHRvIG1l

 

[Iforgotmybrain 3,505]

Futurama has so many amazing quotes, one of the best shows of all time.

 

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

"Ben, don't you dare hurt her."

"I won't."

"Don't laugh. She means it."

[Cwanky 17,455]

                        

[Emerald Heart 24,572]

"No offence, but maybe you think I'm going too fast because you're going too slow with Ben."

"No offence, but I'm going slow because I might lose my job."

"Okay, no offence, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings."

"No offence, but I don't remember you having a nursing degree in feelings."

"Offence! That's rude!"

[Iforgotmybrain 3,505]

"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

[Number62 1,247]

Coming to make sure I'm leaving?

Actually, I thought we worked pretty well together. Not that I'd want to make it a regular event.

She's all yours now, if you can handle that. But you'd better take good care of her 'cause I know where you live.

[Cwanky 17,455]