Post a Random TV Quote

[Cwanky 17,455]

What’s equally scary is you don’t know where his plunger’s been.

 

[Number62 1,247]

Ah, the big bad Bat-guy. I knew you'd "ketchup" to me sooner or later! How I've "relished" this meeting! You, the dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the conceptual Condiment King! Come, Batman, let's see if you can cut the mustard...

[Pieburner 1,680]

Dewey: I'll put the marbles back, I swear.

Webby: Who sent you? Ma Beagle? Glomgold? Answer me.

Louie: *sobs* Uncle Scrooge.

Webby: Uncle Scrooge? Oh my gosh! The nephews!

Louie: Wait, you know us?

Webby: Of course! Researching Mr McDuck and his family is kind of my hobby. What are your blood types? What's Donald really like? Who's the evil triplet?

Huey and Dewey: Louie.

Louie: *shrugs* Eh.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"I like Japan, except my brother got stabbed there. It was an accident. He's better now.

...

...

Are buffalo nuggets spicy?"

[Cwanky 17,455]

Welcome to hell heck.

 

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

Cat: "One time, my brother painted part of is body purple."

Robbie: "Well, why did your brother paint part of his body purple?"

Cat: "He had a job interview. He didn't get it."

Edited October 10, 2019 by Spooky Emerald

[Number62 1,247]

Batman does not eat nachos!

*munch*

Grrrr...

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"I wouldn't eat a baby chick!

... raw."

 

Edited October 11, 2019 by Spooky Emerald

[Cwanky 17,455]

Are you ready for the truth?

 

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"Did you lick another swing-set?" 

[Cwanky 17,455]

Patience is a virtue.

 

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

Freddie: "Why are you obsessed with fat priests?"

Sam: "I'm not. I'm obsessed with the fattest priest. The chubby ones mean nothing to me." 

[Cwanky 17,455]

You know you can't cheat death.

 

[Prometheus 3,038]

Yeah Bitch! Magnets!

 

[Number62 1,247]

Gee, do you really think I could be a hero like you?

Well... yeah. I mean, with great power comes great-

GULLIBILITY!

[Cwanky 17,455]

Don't whiz on the electric fence.                            

Edited October 15, 2019 by Cwanky

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

"Prison gives a girl a lot of time to think. And to plan. And to not shower."

[Venomous 18,813]

“Oh my God. Who the hell cares?”

- Family Guy

[Cwanky 17,455]

Freddy also does standup every Friday. You'll die laughing guaranteed.

[Emerald Heart 24,559]

[Cat reading a note out loud]

"I hate most people, but you I like.

Your friend, Sam."

Edited October 17, 2019 by Spooky Emerald

[Cwanky 17,455]

                        

[Number62 1,247]

Well, Lois, the truth is I'm actually Superman in disguise and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen, and then squeeze you out of the byline.

You're a sick man, Kent.

You asked.

[Cwanky 17,455]

Don't do drugs.

 

[Number62 1,247]

Are criminals still superstitious and cowardly?

Yup.

Good enough for me.

[Cwanky 17,455]

Who's the real dummy?