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On 11/18/2019 at 6:03 PM, IsraelYabuki said:

Hey Skitty, why do you chase your tail? You look so adorable when you do that

Skitty: Skit skitty skit? Skitty itty skitty skit - SKIT, skitty skit?! *chases tail*

RotomDex: *bzrt* "Chasing my tail? I don't remember - HEY, what's that?!"

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On 11/18/2019 at 8:20 PM, Samurai Equine said:

Ponyta and/or Rapidash, what do you think of your Galarian counterparts?

Ponyta: Ponyta pony ponyyy!!

RotomDex: *bzz* "They're super fluffy!!"

Rapidash: Rapi rapidash rapiiii rapiiiiidash dashii...

RotomDex: "The hair must be so much harder to take care of, though..."

 

On 11/18/2019 at 8:20 PM, Samurai Equine said:

Pikachu, does Dynamaxing make you feel ill or dizzy?

Pikachu: Pika pii pikachu pika pika KA piika chu kachuu pi pi pikachu!

RotomDex: *bzzrt* "The sudden shift in high DID make me kinda woozy a few times!"

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On 11/18/2019 at 8:20 PM, Samurai Equine said:

Zigzagoon, based on your name, do you like zigzag shapes?

My final question was ignored... :blush: Have I been a bad trainer? Does bad blood exist between me and the zigzagoons for this question?
RotomDex, hear my plea! How may I fix this travesty that has befallen a humble trainer that meant no harm? Tell me now so that I may heal the wound of torment that I have thoughtless forced open by my vile words, and fix a new that which once was sacred.

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2 minutes ago, Samurai Equine said:

My final question was ignored... :blush: Have I been a bad trainer? Does bad blood exist between me and the zigzagoons for this question?
RotomDex, hear my plea! How may I fix this travesty that has befallen a humble trainer that meant no harm? Tell me now so that I may heal the wound of torment that I have thoughtless forced open by my vile words, and fix a new that which once was sacred.

LOL!! You’re fine hon. I just didn’t get to it yet.

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On 11/18/2019 at 8:20 PM, Samurai Equine said:

Zigzagoon, based on your name, do you like zigzag shapes?

Zigzagoon: Zigzaaa! Zigzagoon zig zig!

RotomDex: "I do! Asymmetry is pretty!"

 

On 11/21/2019 at 4:42 AM, Renegade the Unicorn said:

So...Skitty...how does mating with Wailord even work, given the size differences?

That's not an appropriate question, so I will not be answering it.

 

On 11/21/2019 at 5:14 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

For RotomDex: "Do different Pokemon eat different foods or do they all follow the same diet?"

RotomDex: *bzrt* All pokemon have different dietary needs! From herbivorous, to omnivorous, to carnivorous, to even materials like rocks or energy like electricity. In the wild it's easier to observe, but if you have only seen the bagged pokemon food you cna buy in stores, it all looks like similar brown nuggets. But if you check the ingredients on the bag, you'll notice they all have different vitamins, minerals, etc.

 

On 11/21/2019 at 5:54 PM, Anti-Villain said:

Dear Diglett, What does your full body look like?

Diglett: Dig diglett!! *indicates picture on screen*

RotomDex: "Something like this!" *displays image*

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13 minutes ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

Meowth, is that right? :muffins:

Team Rocket Meowth: Eh, it's close enough pal.

 

1 minute ago, Samurai Equine said:

Ditto, when you aren't shapeshifting, does anyone confuse you with Pokemon like Muk or Grimer?

And to Muk and Grimer, same question. I sometimes wonder if trainers catch either of these three Pokemon under mistaken identities. :wacko:

Ditto: Diii, dit ditto diiitto dit diii ditto...

Grimer: Gri-mer.

Muk: Muuuuuuuuuuuk muk muuuuuk. Muk muuuuuuuuu-uk muk muk muuuuk.

RotomDex: Ditto says, "Hmm, it's not happened to me before..."

Grimer says, "Me neither."

And Muk says, "It's certainly never happened to me. I'm too big to make that mistake."

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11 hours ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

Hey, Muk and Grimer...how does your digestive tract work?

Grimer: Grimer gri. Grimer grime imer griiiimer grime.

RotomDex: "It doesn't. We absorb and dissolve food into our bodies."

 

11 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

I have a follow-up question for Muk and Grimer. No offense, but do either of you omit a noxious body odor of any kind?

I've never read a Pokedex entry or anything, that's just the impression that I get. :please:

Muk: Muuuuuuk muk muuuuuk. Muk muuuuuuuuuk muk muuuk muk muuuuuk.

RotomDex: "Well it's a matter of perspective. Others my think it's noxious, but we love it."

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21 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Do Pokemon celebrate holidays?"

RotomDex: *bzz* Pokemon do not have any holidays to celebrate in the wild, away from humans. But wild Pokemon that live in close proximity to human communities will sometimes celebrate the holidays that they find to be fun.

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9 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

Not sure if this is an option, but I have a question for a very specific Pikachu. Namely, Detective Pikachu.

What's your favorite detective movie? I hope it's something hard boiled...

Pikachu: I actually really like Rear Window. It's less "detective" and more "mystery", but it's creepy ad I like it!

[Never seen Detective Pikachu, so I had to wing it.]

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1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Does a Pokemon have a choice when it comes to fighting/battling other Pokemon?"

RotomDex: Certainly! There are of course unscrupulous trainers that won't take a Pokemon's feelings or temperment into account, but that is considered very uncouth and abusive. But pokemon can and have been known to ditch trainers that don't treat them well.

 

1 hour ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

Two questions for Jynx.

1) What is love?

2) Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more?

Jynx: Jynx jynx jynx jyyynx jynx jynx jyyynx, Jynx jyyynx jynx jynx, jyxn jyyyynx jynx jynx!

RotomDex: "I don't know why you're not fair, I give you my love, but you don't care!"

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26 minutes ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

Hey, Gardevoir, why are you so popular?

Gardevoir: Garde Gardevoir gard gaaardevoir voir gard vooir gardevoir.

RotomDex: "Well I'm sure the natural elegance has something to do with it."

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To the Unown, would you mind if I used you as an Ouija board?
(I really hope this doesn't break RotomDex's translation abilities. :wacko: )

2 hours ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

Two questions for Jynx.

1) What is love?

2) Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more?

 

48 minutes ago, ShadOBabe said:

Jynx: Jynx jynx jynx jyyynx jynx jynx jyyynx, Jynx jyyynx jynx jynx, jyxn jyyyynx jynx jynx!

RotomDex: "I don't know why you're not fair, I give you my love, but you don't care!"

... :sealed: *Cough*PostModern Jukebox did it better*Cough*

Spoiler



 

Just gonna leave that there and be on my way...

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