What would you do if you had Discord's magic?

[DubWolf 16,573]

What would you do? List of things:

-Replace all cockroaches in the world with cats

-Cats can now survive off of what quantity of food cockroaches normally eat

-Oceans are made of Almdudler

-Knocking on a closed door X times will cause it to take you to a random closed door X meters away, multiplied by the number of times you say the word "sheep sheep" (or something, I dunno , and whichever is closest to said distance).

-Hail is replaced with cookies  .

I can only think of replacements (I mean that's most of what Discord's magic is anyways  ).

Edited October 16, 2019 by WWolf

[SaburoDaimando 1,196]

Oh boy.  You're asking a guy who is most likely going to abuse Discord's magic the moment I get my hands on it.  And I don't mean the stunts he pulls.

[Cash In 21,488]

I would do a lot of very strange and random things with such power, that would probably cause a lot of people to question my sanity. 

[Adorable Lovestar 243]

I would probably attempt to use his powers to will Season 10 into existence.

[CookieCake 129]

Something really pathetically dumb that would probably only affect me or just the subtle thing that makes life a living hell!

 

 

[Splashee 28,537]

1. Terrorize the world
2. Get defeated by rainbow power
3. Reformed to a good guy
4. Marry Fluttershy

 

In that order!

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 minute ago, Super Splashee said:

1. Terrorize the world
2. Get defeated by rainbow power
3. Reformed to a good guy
4. Marry Fluttershy

 

In that order!

Fair enough; if #4 is an option though, why bother with #1-#3?

[Splashee 28,537]

16 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Fair enough; if #4 is an option though, why bother with #1-#3?

Okay, so the "thing" that is Fluttershy is not so easy to deal with. Trust me. I have dealt with that before.

 

You gotta be smooooth!

[CypherHoof 26,479]

14 minutes ago, Super Splashee said:

Okay, so the "thing" that is Fluttershy is not so easy to deal with. Trust me. I have dealt with that before.

 

You gotta be smooooth!

But if he had defected to the Changelings, they could have given him a flutterharem

 

[Pastel Heart 6,463]

I'd make a world very similar to Earthbound~

[SpittyPie2005 3,923]

Welp, let's just say that I'd probably be locked up...

On 10/20/2019 at 5:16 AM, CookieCake said:

Something really pathetically dumb that would probably only affect me or just the subtle thing that makes life a living hell!

 

 

HOLY HATCHLINGS, I MISS THAT SONG.

Edited March 28, 2020 by SpittyPie2005

[vampireponyprince 184]

probably not be a not so chaotic version, except keep the chocolate milk rain, that's just cool 

[TBD 17,228]

I’m not the chaotic type but I probably will make endless food to feed world hunger!

.. then I’ll rule. 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I’d turn everything purple and turn all the animals I don’t like into birds to haunt my sibling with, who hates birds  

[Sparklefan1234 161,597]

I would try to bring world peace through laughter. 

[LightsAction 1]

It's Discords magic. I'll do whatever the heck I want right then and there. 

[EpicEnergy 22,064]

I'd make it rain chocolate! 

[Megas 27,048]

Retcon the Haber run of the show and make Megaman Legends 3 real