You Wake Up And Find The Avatar Above You Is In Your Kitchen At 2 AM Raiding Your Fridge What Do You Do

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

where's the portal to equestria 

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

Eat up

Gaytama
When forum game have character limit

[Samurai Equine 45,712]

If you wish to continue raiding my fridge and eating my holiday food, you must pay the fine. One Nintendo Switch game console. Pay up. 

[Fritzy 1,690]

Oh hey there. Whatcha lookin for. 

[Luigi 7,868]

(Points my sword at it) Why you do this?

[Nsxile 25,607]

There are no titans here 

[Fritzy 1,690]

Don’t eat my lunchables. And I don’t ha e a riddle. My doofus self misspelled the cat breed and got it mixed up with the mythical creature sphinx by accident. 🙃

[TBD 17,228]

Darn cat!

[Cwanky 17,444]

If you're gonna break in and play poker, at least invite me for a game. 

[Samurai Equine 45,712]

I didn't know robots needed to eat! 

[Nsxile 25,607]

You won't find any hay in there 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

shield my eyes from the light that shines on that forehead

[Samurai Equine 45,712]

Don't you make enough money as a hero to get your own groceries? 

[Cwanky 17,444]

Can you toss out some of the spoiled veggies? They've been sitting there since I was away from town for over 2 weeks.

[Cagey 4,205]

Halt in the name of frozen pizza. 

[Cwanky 17,444]

Pretty sure that late night munchies are gonna ruin any diet or regimen you're on right now. 

[Fritzy 1,690]

How do you eat anyways 

[TBD 17,228]

Don’t you have enough rats in hell? 

[Venomous 18,813]

Leave the sweet iced tea alone and no one gets hurt.

[Samurai Equine 45,712]

Do you mind? I have to go to work in the morning... 

[Fritzy 1,690]

I don’t have any hay or anything sorry. 

[Tao 6,706]

Just hand me that beer and just keep it down so i can watch anime!

[Cwanky 17,444]

I thought ghosts don’t need food? 

[Fritzy 1,690]

Do you even eat?

[Cwanky 17,444]

12 minutes ago, Larksy said:

Do you even eat?

I am a nurse droid. My child requires sustenance. 

Also I don't think there's any souls around here for you to devour.