You Wake Up And Find The Avatar Above You Is In Your Kitchen At 2 AM Raiding Your Fridge What Do You Do

[TheRockARooster 47,284]

Call the cops.

[Denim&Venöm 16,503]

Grab my battle accurate naginata and start hacking away.

I don't care if your 120 meters tall and made of crystals. You are not eating my bag of assorted cheese spreads and chilled caramel fudge pop tarts. 

[Sherem 4,807]

*takes out BFG 9000* either you pay what you ate or you eat plasma shot

[TBD 17,228]

I don't care you're a unicorn, no animals allow in the house!

[CatCat 1,118]

Ha you fool, that was a decoy!

[Samurai Equine 45,851]

I just made some ramen. There's not enough for a lot of meals, but feel free to help yourself. 

[Cwanky 17,455]

Breaking into a stranger’s home and looting their fridge. Seems contrary to the ideals of Bushido if you ask me. 

[TBD 17,228]

What make you think I'd keep a oil there?

[Venomous 18,813]

Dude, get out.

[Fritzy 1,690]

Hey Saitama whatcha doin here. 

[Tao 6,724]

/Gives them part of her subway sub/ I'm on a diet,  u can eat the other half! 

[Tao 6,724]

Hey can u bend a little left?

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Well, hello there, little guy

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

Touch the cheesecake, and you DIE!

[Samurai Equine 45,851]

Not sure what a spy is doing in my fridge, but if you need my food that badly, avoid the beef casserole. It's gone bad. 

[Tao 6,724]

Can you pass me the mayo? 

[Mirage 24,135]

Just uhm, stay out of the beer. No idea what that might do to a fluffy.

 

[TBD 17,228]

Why of course my queen, feel free to! Anything for you! 

[Samurai Equine 45,851]

*In a Darth Vader voice* You'll find my lack of groceries disturbing... 

[TBD 17,228]

In yoda's voice: Food you seek, nothing you will get. 

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

*grabs a baseball bat* First my TV, and now my fridge! You are so going to get it!

[Tao 6,724]

Hey hey,  I can offer a trade!

[Samurai Equine 45,851]

Unless Pokemon food is just as good as human food, and I've heard it's not, I don't think I'd be interested in this trade you speak of. 

[Tao 6,724]

While you are there,   want to help me cook dinner?   

[Mirage 24,135]

Really - my food is innocent! Spare them please!