You Come Home At 3 Am And Find The Above Avatar In Your Bed What Do You Do?

[Tanner 186]

With a lot of banging as I probably whack my head a few times in a panic before rendering myself comatose. 

[BlankFlank777 199]

Wonder if I'm tripping or dreaming and try to find out what they want and if they just wanna play I'd be down for it.

[Ittoni 536]

oh Rarity. If only you were not only an illusion caused by my sleep depravation *followed by me hugging them like a pillow and trying to get back to sleep*

[Fritzy 1,690]

Oh hey a bug pony. Neat. 

[Venomous 18,813]

The psychiatric unit is down the street.

[Tom Gallagher 33,521]

Look, you can do that but not in my bed. 

[Vefka 1,499]

So multicolored party it is

[cuteycindyhoney 13,282]

What do I do? I tell my husband he had better start explaining!

[IronM17 5,145]

What the...? Is this a bad joke? Girl, get out of my bed, or do you want to bring me in deep trouble?

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Fine, I guess I’ll just go sleep on the couch 

[IronM17 5,145]

Hmm, I don't have a girlfriend, I was not on a trip trough the city nightlife yesterday and I also did not booked a special night service. So, I am confused where this woman came from.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Stop dancing on my bed, you'll wear out the springs.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

This b**** empty...

YEET

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Why are you wearing a scarf in bed?

[Tom Gallagher 33,521]

'Interesting position, Twilight. It looks like you're shrugging.'

[Tao 6,706]

Nope 

[IronM17 5,145]

Ok, a unicorn in my bed. It seems that somebody has put alcohol in my drinks. -.-

[Tom Gallagher 33,521]

‘Hellooooooo, Rarity!’ 

[Tao 6,706]

Ahhhhh yea, how.......?

[TBD 17,228]

ohh a beautiful unicorn! 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

WHAT THE HELL @TBD 🚬 ??? 

[IronM17 5,145]

Asking my family doctor for a remittance to a psychologist. I mean, come on, a smiling horse with blue mane in my bed? This can not be normal.

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Rarity I don't think my bed is fashionable enough for you  

[Awkward Segway 301]

Why did someone decapitate Twilight and put her head in my bed? And did they push her mouth into a smile or was she smiling when she died?

[Thuja 3,658]

Sweet, free segway