Every problem can be solved with a chainsaw

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

perform surgery with a chainsaw in order to stabilize the cat

the internet's down

[Samurai Equine 45,704]

Threaten Tech Support with a chainsaw til it comes back up!

Sometimes I'm afraid to be open with my feelings.

[Nsxile 25,602]

Use a metaphorical chainsaw to open up your feelings more 

The UN just banned chainsaws 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Apply chainsaw to UN rulebook.

 

The chainguide on my chainsaw needs adjusting.

[Samurai Equine 45,704]

Buff it out with an extra powerful chainsaw!

I lost my place in the book I was reading...

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 2/25/2020 at 9:23 AM, Samurai Equine said:

Buff it out with an extra powerful chainsaw!

I lost my place in the book I was reading...

Well ! That's simple ! Kust use your chainsaw as a bookmark ! When it's off...obviously...or not...do as you wish  

 

I have a problem ! My neighbour are too loud !  

[Samurai Equine 45,704]

That's an easy fix. Use a chainsaw to destroy the neighborhood! They'll be too busy moving and/or rebuilding to be loud. 

Sometimes my friends are too quiet. Help?

[Prince Doopliss 2,350]

Well scaring them with a chainsaw might get them to make some noise.

MLP FiM is dead.

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 6/11/2020 at 12:46 AM, Prince Doopliss said:

MLP FiM is dead.

Use your tear to lube the chain and destroy everything you'll see. It'll help you overcome our lost 

I have a problem, my PC battery is dead !

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,290]

Use the chainsaw to scare it out of its case.  

 

A Queen Metroid is coming after me with its jaws wide open and I am not Samus Aran.