Zecora Contest! Er, rhyming.

[Cerulean 48]

Be warned, this may not be easy,

Leave if this test makes you feel queasy

You may have noticed all the time,

A certain zebra speaks in rhyme

In the middle of a forest called Everfree,

she lives in a hut surrounded by tree

To rhyme is not an easy task

So only this is what I ask

To play this rhyming forum game

The end of two sentences must sound the same

I have started, as you may see

Now this game to you I leave

[Ezio Auditore 702]

I once ate an orange....

damnit....

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

Ezio Auditore, you are a disgrace

Why must you ruing this un-started race?

You attempted to joke. To be sarcastic

You make me mad... spastic...

 

Anyway, where was i? oh yes

Now i put my rhyming to test

And i know 'yes' and 'test' don't rhyme

But who cares? All this game does is kill time

[Jadefire 2,796]

I hope this statement won't make you sore,

but I believe we had a thread like this before.

[go away seb 367]

My name is Tony.

I watch My Little Pony.

I eat macaroni

with my fellow Brony.

 

 

Terrible, aint it?

[Ezio Auditore 702]

Pencil you mock but you clearly don't see

I'm obviously the best rhyming pony

I made a joke to bring joy to people

now I'm being persecuted high like a steeple

I find it unfair that you scoff at my wit

and I suggest that don't throw a fit

 

(I'm not actually mad or anything dont worry )

[Jokuc 8,172]

Me see a bee in sea.

(I am SO good at this..)

[NavelColt 22,876]

Silly young fillies, try as you might

One cannot beat Discord, master of fright

So bow down now, and worship your god

Less he descend down upon you, hook-fanged and clawed

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

Ezio, i understand your statement

But the intelligence you showed was blatant

 

And Discord, you say that we'll pay the price

But didn't you get turned to stone... Twice?

[Lostwanderer 366]

Yes but that's cos he's dormant, just like mice.

You can't really compare to his torment,

i guess all you can do is enjoy is how he stings like a hornet

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I can't make rhymes offhand

It is too much demand

 

Seriously, this is so hard

Not easy being a bard

 

Now can I get my cake?

The reward I shall rake

 

Perhaps I should expend effort more

However this is rather a bore

 

So I shall now take my leave

You are permitted to grieve

[Lostwanderer 366]

And now you see, nothing up my sleeve

And poof a card is made form this very seive

 

It may sound like i'm making sense

but that it all beacuse youa re quite tense.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

My name is Joe,

I like snow,

I'm not a ho,

At rhyming I really blow,

Pineapples I throw,

Do I like cheese? The answer is no,

Tomatoes I like to grow,

This post sucks I know,

My rhymes do not flow,

I think I'm gonna go...

Edited June 6, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[Lostwanderer 366]

Good thing he left,

Ohterwsie to occupy my mind i would have resorted to theft

I see no purpose in sticking around

So i guess i'll leave, without making a sound.

[null123456 759]

You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from?

It's like i'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

you all reach the title ameture poet

someone like me should surely know it

[DJShy 872]

Talking like Zecora could be tricky! Let us see YOUR best rhymes! Go as long as you can, talk about ANYTHING!!!

 

Like this:

[Jokuc 8,172]

This thread belongs in Cloudsdale Colosseum, and we already have the same thread here

 

I am cheese, you me can trust,

to eat me up is something you must.

[Klopp 2,050]

In order to prevent much forum clutter,

I've merged these two threads, like bread and butter.

 

So now I'd like to kindly ask before making a thread,

you use the search feature, and first check instead,

 

For a topic that might already exist,

on these forums right here of which ponies consist.

 

This way we most certainly will prevent,

any duplicate topics to a great extent.

 

Speaking like Zecora is a difficult task,

But I'd say rhyming is fun, if you were to ask.

 

Now off I go to my bed for some sleep.

Goodnight everypony. Behave while I count sheep.

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

I was a stallion of Gorringe

Who laid atop Blorenge

Eating a delectable orange

 

The skies shone a great purple

and I did indeed hirple

Because of me being herpal

 

My father gave me three pieces of silver

My father of Gorringe who bore the name Wilver

And so I ate a scrumptious leg of chilver

 

I drew in medicine true an aitch

Upon my faithful steed's rache

As it sat upon it's faithless nache

 

I went to the local temple which lay in chaos

From the outer spire to the innermost naos

 

Robbers had come, those awful fiends

Who took ever the lowliest teinds

And broke the weakest piends

 

They laid aboust me a dastardly circle

And I pulled down the banister with a great hurkle

The cracking went in vicious rhythm

As the thieves nearly became but a smitham

 

The ominous tone rang in fugue

As the stallions were laid in joug

 

Over is their tale of sirens

As I was decorated by gyrons

 

And so I returned from this opus

With bits for many a hoppus

 

The builders of my fathers house made sound like bitter music

The sound of my victory now seemed rather dysgeusic

I had gotten bits, from this and from selling grunth

But naught earned like that of this month.

 

(Sadly, this is stuff I knew)

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I just woke up and am famished

I am awaiting to be nourished

As you can see, my rhymes are a bit off

However if you remark, I will only scoff

Because I'm an elitist, you see

The person you aspire to be

So crawl back to your shack

I'm unleashing a rhyme attack

Yet I still don't have my food

This is really dampening my mood...

[Pfc Ecnolancer 12]

I wanted to be really original

but all my ideas seem so cynical

so i lost the race

and got sent to space.

I live life so bleakly

because i'm now stuck with Wheatley.

He's an annoying core

I can't stand anymore.

Please don't act so leisurely

and just put me out of my misery.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I'll comply with your demands

And take life out of your hands

But first, answer this

Which pony would you most miss?

Think about it as I polish my knife

Contemplate and suffer from strife

Yes, I am a pretty sick man

But hey, I gots candy in the van!

[Cerulean 48]

In order to prevent much forum clutter,

I've merged these two threads, like bread and butter.

 

So now I'd like to kindly ask before making a thread,

you use the search feature, and first check instead,

 

For a topic that might already exist,

on these forums right here of which ponies consist.

 

This way we most certainly will prevent,

any duplicate topics to a great extent.

 

Speaking like Zecora is a difficult task,

But I'd say rhyming is fun, if you were to ask.

 

Now off I go to my bed for some sleep.

Goodnight everypony. Behave while I count sheep.

 

 

Thank you for alerting me

For the other thread, I did not see

Just came to see what rhymes you're throwing

But now, I think I must be going

Edited June 21, 2012 by Cerulean

[Pinkie D Pie 1,035]

I am a terrible rhymer so why am I here

I must be stupid to listen to a peer

I cannot rhyme to save my life,

Please dont be mad that my rhymes are like a dull knife.

 

Aso I Lost The Game

Now I must hide my head in shame

Because you lost to

So ha to you