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The person above you lists a job, and you have to make a statement that would (under normal circumstances) make it so you're guaranteed to NOT get it.

Example:

 

Person 1: truck driver

Person 2: I don't have a driver's licence

statistician

 

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Does this have anything to do with working with engines? 

Waitress

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I can’t lift more than one glass at a time without spilling.

Technician

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I went to tech school, but I flunked it.

Patissiere

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59 minutes ago, Flow said:

I went to tech school, but I flunked it.

Patissiere

I'm allergic to sweets.

Disney Cast Member

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I was arrested for robbing the second largest bank in France using nothing but a ball-point pen.

Librarian.

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I live under a rock, what's a... electricity?

President

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When can I start doing some stuff like on Breaking Bad?

Arborist

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This is for air guitar correct?

doctor

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I have a fear of germs.

CEO of Fruit of the Loom Underwear

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Is the underwear made out of real fruit?

 

Mickey Mouse costume performer at Disney 

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4 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Is the underwear made out of real fruit?

 

Mickey Mouse costume performer at Disney 

I speak in costume (Wonderful career choice for me to get wrong)

Nintendo Game Maker

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Mom said to not play with scissors.

Janitor

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(edited)

Mom says pretty girls don't have to clean up after anyone else. 

Dentist?

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9 hours ago, Emerald Heart said:

Dentist?

You can't tell me to wash my hands!

McDonald's employee (No matter what you say you'll be over qualified XD)

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