Bad Interview

[TBD 17,228]

I'm a Veterinarian  but same difference right? 

Grave digger 

 

[IronM17 5,145]

I am afraid of Cemeteries.

Astronomer 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

30 minutes ago, IronM17 said:

I am afraid of Cemeteries.

Astronomer 

The stars are an illusion created by saitan

catholic priest

Edited April 9, 2020 by Sherbie

[Cwanky 17,443]

I love kids 

realtor

 

[TBD 17,228]

I can sell house for a good price,  but keeping the 90% profit. 

 

Music producer 

[IronM17 5,145]

I am deaf

News anchor

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

3 minutes ago, IronM17 said:

I am deaf

News anchor

stop laughing at my swastika face tattoo and bald head

Portuguese teacher

[Cwanky 17,443]

Hablo espanol muy bueno!

Galactic Dictator

[TBD 17,228]

I’m actually a spy 

 

a headmaster at hogwarts

[IronM17 5,145]

Muggles are better than magicians. 

Soccer player 

[Cwanky 17,443]

 

Astronaut

[Yoshi89 5,289]

Houston, you are the problem.

Surgeon.

[TBD 17,228]

Did I ever mentioned about how I am number 1 in “Classic Operation” ?

Editor 

[Samurai Equine 45,704]

Why change anything? Everything is perfect the way it is. 

Babysitter.

[IronM17 5,145]

I hate babies. 

Soldier 

[Yoshi89 5,289]

Gimme that gun!

Janitor.

[TotallyNotNyx 15,563]

I hate dirty places 

Pilot

[TBD 17,228]

My dog taught me how to fly using a dog house.

A hero for hero's agency 

[Samurai Equine 45,704]

I once saved a human from accidentally using a fork to eat a soup! That's totally super hero material!  ...Right?

Tractor salesman.

[TBD 17,228]

if you like running over squirrels, cats,or any other large mammals, riding on tractor is way more fun.

perfumer  

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

You know that smelly fir trees you put on your car, eeeeeyup I invented the smell of it 

President ?

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Would it be a bad time to say that I am GREAT friends with Kim Jong-Un?

Biologist?

[Theautisticrebel 290]

I hate animals, let alone studying them!

Artist?

[Samurai Equine 45,704]

It's overrated. Just make some generic, corporate piece of media and call it art. After all, money matters more, right? 

Alicorn princess.

[Sofithecat 46]

Gonna take over Equestria now

Painter artist.