Califorum 13387 Share Posted November 19, 2020 If you could eliminate 2 bodily functions, which would you choose to eliminate? For me it would be: - Beard / hair growth beyond a certain point / no beard - Not having to drink Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
AppleButt 5392 Share Posted November 19, 2020 -Not having to eat or drink -Not having to breathe 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
TomDaBombMLP 15440 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Not having to die and not having to get tired. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Asbel Lhant 2256 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Not having to sleep or running out of energy. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Cagey 3256 Share Posted November 20, 2020 (edited) I’d like not needing to breathe and never feeling nauseous. Edited November 20, 2020 by Cagey I can think of better ones, but for the sake of not complaining… Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Emerald Heart 20958 Share Posted November 20, 2020 - Not having my period - Not having epilepsy 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
WWolf 14297 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Eww this topic is so crass! Lol 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Envy 5446 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 minute ago, WWolf said: Eww this topic is so crass! Lol You're one to talk. =P You've made a number of bathroom topics on this forum, have you not? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
WWolf 14297 Share Posted November 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Envy said: You're one to talk. =P You've made a number of bathroom topics on this forum, have you not? Yes I was basically impersonating you ! Lulz 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
ExplosionMare 7972 Share Posted November 22, 2020 I’d eliminate the need to menstruate and itchiness (seriously, what purpose does being itchy have?) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Envy 5446 Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 hours ago, WWolf said: Yes I was basically impersonating you ! Lulz But this topic isn't even crass. SMH. Of course you wouldn't get it. =P Anyway, to answer the question... Hm... I have to think harder on this one. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Thuja 3639 Share Posted November 22, 2020 I'd also like to get rid of the whole menstruation thing. Sure, I may not have had a period in a few years but me taking T won't 100% keep it away and it could always come back. So, to get rid of that problem, I'd rather not have it anymore or need to worry about it coming back. I think getting rid of balding would be cool too or maybe potentially inheriting Alzheimers? For balding, I don't know if I inherited it from anyone but I just want to nip that in the bud before it ever becomes a problem, I don't think anyone in my family has had problems with balding but it's something I worry about lol... The whole Alzheimer's thing speaks for itself imo, my grandma had it and I worry about getting it myself. I guess I'd choose getting rid of Alzheimer's if I inherited it, balding is such an aesthetic problem to have and probably isn't as life changing as memory problems would be.... So... I guess I'd choose to get rid of memory problems. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
SparklingSwirls 20793 Share Posted November 22, 2020 (edited) Sweating; I know it actually keeps you cool but it does feel pretty gross And hmm maybe hiccups (hiccoughs?). I always get them at the wrong time, like right before I’m supposed to give a presentation Edited November 22, 2020 by SparklingSwirls 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Vefka 1242 Share Posted November 23, 2020 - Not to feel pain. It's obsolete for an adult, simple feeling that something is wrong with your body without putting you in agony would be enough - Not to degrade in couch potato lifestyle. Seriously, why can't organic bodies be like machines: less use - more lifetime 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBD 15774 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Not to eat (eating is boring and time consuming) Not to make fat, the bad kind of fats (while exercise daily is good for you, it's gets really repetitive, especially the older you get the harder it is. ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
ToastedScone 284 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Overheating in general (there is nothing, NOTHING I hate more than being way too warm) , and maybe nail growth? I wish there was a way to just keep them at the length you want forever... Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
DixonTheAdversary 1500 Share Posted November 25, 2020 For me, I'd say hiccupping and itchiness. Two very annoying things two deal with when they won't go away. Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
WWolf 14297 Share Posted November 26, 2020 P a i n Like I wish I can just turn it off or have some other indicator that things are wrong than having to constantly be in p a i n. Kinda like a warning light; it lets you know it's there, then it can be "dismissed", coming back later if the issue is not addressed. I guess itching... if it's not meant to be scratched, why must it beg to be scratched? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Kyoshi 35170 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Me and my boyfriend have this recurring joke about bodily functions, we call them "Illegals", since humans tend to despise any and all bodily functions. So this thread should be titled "What two illegals would you eliminate?" Sleep is the biggie. While sleeping feels good, it only feels good because we need to do it. Would be nice if it wasn't a factor, would save a lot of time and a lot of headache. The other would probably be inflammation. That is mainly why pain happens, the body responds to something and usually it freaks out by making us feel painful pain stuff. Not so good. Could do without it. On 11/24/2020 at 1:12 PM, TBD 🚬 said: Not to eat (eating is boring and time consuming) But eating food stuffs is sooooo nice though. In general that is. Being really hungry and then satisfying that with a good meal is so nice. Of course I do see your point though, not being able to starve would be a huge plus for the world for sure and we wouldn't have to constantly, uh, do the deed and such. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Booker 1959 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Needing to go to the bathroom (for obvious reasons). Needing to sleep. Spending one to two hours trying to fall asleep and another eight to ten actually sleeping is such a huge waste of time. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Califorum 13387 Author Share Posted December 2, 2020 8 hours ago, Kyoshi said: The other would probably be inflammation. That is mainly why pain happens, the body responds to something and usually it freaks out by making us feel painful pain stuff. Not so good. Could do without it. Now that you mention it, my big toenails or the spaces where they were (I ripped them off practically) and the areas are pretty infected. I would stop nail growth, if that was the case, I could remove my toenails and be done with it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
cuteycindyhoney 11495 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Menstruation and, um, pooping. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Envy 5446 Share Posted December 2, 2020 For me, it's down to menstruation, inflammation, and using the toilet. And if only two, I suppose the former two. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Blitzo 944 Share Posted January 4 Eating because that’s money I’d get to save that I spend on food and menstruation. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
ZiggWheelsManning 36 Share Posted January 5 Massive armpit sweating and headaches Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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