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Akemi Homura

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Zoop? More like "Poop"!

 

Zoop? More like, piece of poop!

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=583zhKnsDjI

 

God f*cking damn it. I swear I didn't see your post before I made this.

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Hey mods! You bad and should feel bad!

 

Hahahaha! You just got burned! I bet your jimmies are totally rustled right now by that totally original diss!

 

Woohoo! Brohoof anypony?

 

 

No?

 

 

 

Why does everypony hate me... :(

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Wait, we have human mods? I thought they were just bots. Seriously, all I've seen them do is either lock random threads and/or sentence them to sugarcube corner.

 

This is an automated message by the way.

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Roses are redViolets are blueMembers kick major flankMods like to eat glue

Roses are red, 

violets are blue,

I have a gun,

Get in the van

 

:3

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Breaking news on the Ganaramian News Network: Feldian leadership still continues to be a dangerous leadershit.

 

This just in on KGDI: Feldian leaders continue to oppress each other.

 

And just as noontime begins to roll in, we begin to see what appears to be a riot over in the Feldian Palace. Our helicopters are still trying to get a good look at the area, but it seems that we have a chicken trying to subdue a bald person...

 

And in today's news, some random bald guy gets killed by being pecked by a chicken nonstop for 27 hours. He may have been one of the Feldian leaders, but his body is currently unidentifiable. Doctors say that this may be the toughest autopsy yet.

 

Today on the Ganaramian Inquirer: Bald man killed by chicken; Culprit still on the loose.

 

This may be the most ironic thing yet since the Alaska-Russia land bridge has now reformed: Chickens are now crossing roads en masse. Farmers are left stumped.

 

People across the Ganaramian Nation have been thankful for their coexistence with the Feldian Empire, but now citizens everywhere are becoming more and more scared as their government continues to crumble.

 

This just in: KFC has gone out of business.

 

... And doctors are now saying that a new disease has now cropped up that's more ravaging than chicken pox: Scootapox is what it has been dubbed. Ganaramians everywhere are advised to get a vaccine as soon as possible.

 

... Chaos continues as the Feldian leader is continually trolled by chocolate rain.

 

... Everywhere in schools, children and teachers are finding fragments of cotton candy in their chocolate milk. The Ganaramian Department of Food and Agriculture are still trying to determine the cause.

 

The water system in the Ganaramian Nation has been found to be contaminated with chocolate milk. Experts believe that this may be run-off from the Feldian Empire, but sceptics believe that it may have been the fault of the recent chicken migration.

 

... And it appears that there is an all-out massacre of chickens everywhere, being suffocated by cotton candy down in the Feldian plaza.

 

This just in on KGDI: The bald guy has been identified as the Feldian leader himself.

 

This is an automatically generated theoretical news scenario, by the way.

 

(If you can identify those I've "antagonised", you deserve a cookie.)

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You may wanna look into that again...

You're right, I clearly can't read forced puns at this age, having finished high school. Clearly I need a doctorate for that.

 

At least you're more subtle with it.

 

4/10

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Chaotic Discord is a cotton-headed ninnymuggins. He likes to eat fingernail clippings and eyebrows. His enormous flatulence created Hurricane Sandy. 

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Wait, we have human mods? I thought they were just bots. Seriously, all I've seen them do is either lock random threads and/or sentence them to sugarcube corner.

 

This is an automated message by the way.

 

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.***

 

 

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

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