Free style rap

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

oh good i see you made it

on here you rap or beat it

everything you say must be in beat

if you disobey, then you better move your feet

on here, your a poet and you know it

so you better show it

or else your gonna blow it

 

on here, your your oc

got it ok

just wait and see

anyone can challenge you

this is no woop de doo

if you dont like it, then just shoo

or else my black hole is gonna suck you through

[Akemi Homura 7,679]

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

 

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

@ devin: hey you, i didnt ask for pics

better start rapping

or stand near the hics

Edited June 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[null123456 759]

I don't know why, but I think I'm screwed.

You see my microphone is very, very, crude.

I cannot participate in this game of thrones.

Good Luck to all who try to enter this alone.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Calirolls

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

some of you guys have the beat in your heart

but you better think fast, or else brain fart

 

come on lets get this started, this show is late

for us to rap and rhyme, is our true fate

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

game of thrones

 

Yo that show gets pretty damn incestuous

If you ain't throwin down you better sit down while the rest of us

Kill with lyrics and rhymes while you stare

And you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Yo that show gets pretty damn incestuous

If you ain't throwin down you better sit down while the rest of us

Kill with lyrics and rhymes while you stare

And you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

 

good you have a beat so smooth

im really liking your groove

but can you handle A BATTLE WITH ME

THE ONE WHO CREATED THIS, FOR ALL TO SEE

[Titan Rising 2,154]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH BOi

Playin in spades

pay it in trades

makin you pay it all back in jades

 

Crackin this lyrical whip now

makin you sick now

We'll see just how far you'll be able to stick up with my raps now

 

Cause when the sickest, trickest

Nonspecificest

totally

action figureist pacifist

puts you on his list to hit with spits

you have no chance

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

good you have a beat so smooth

im really liking your groove

but can you handle A BATTLE WITH ME

THE ONE WHO CREATED THIS, FOR ALL TO SEE

 

Well, It's The Taking of Pelham, One, Two, Three

If You Want A Doodoo Rhyme Then Come See Me

I've Got The Savoir Faire With The Unique Rhyme

And

I Keep It On And On, It's Never Quitting Time And

Strictly Hand Held Is The Style I Go

Never Rock The Mic With The Panty Hose

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

I don't know why, but I think I'm screwed.

You see my microphone is very, very, crude.

I cannot participate in this game of thrones.

Good Luck to all who try to enter this alone.

 

(I was asked to participate in ask Celestia thread, so rping as Celestia here)

 

You think you're screwed? Lost your confidence so soon?

When I'm finished with you, you'll wish I sent you to the moon

What are you thinking? Rapping against the Princess

after I throw you down, you'll only be distressed

You think it would be fun to play in this game

Well you better work on it because your rhyming is lame

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[null123456 759]

Yo that show gets pretty damn incestuous

If you ain't throwin down you better sit down while the rest of us

Kill with lyrics and rhymes while you stare

And you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

 

EXPLICIT WARNING.

 

Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute

Yeah that rap was tight

But I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time

So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um

Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit

And start over from scratch and write new ones

But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference

When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight

It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump

In the place all the way to the parking lot, fellow

Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd

You can see the sparks from hot metal

Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game

I so started to rock fellow

When I'm not even in my harshest

You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not mellow

Til I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop

I'm standing on my Monopoly board

That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop

Til my hip don't hop anymore

When you so good that you can't say it

Because it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore

People just get sick cause you spit

These fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore

And you can never break my stride

You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow

You'll never take my pride

Killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent

Is getting no mercy, mark my words

Ain't letting up, relentless

I smell blood, I don't give a fuck: keep giving them hell

Where was you when I fell and needed help up?

You get no love

 

Eminem Rules :3

Edited June 25, 2012 by Calirolls

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

Eminem Rules :3

 

What?

 

[null123456 759]

What?

 

 

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

You think you're screwed? Lost your confidence so soon?

When I'm finished with you, you'll wish I sent you to the moon

What are you thinking? Rapping against the Princess

after I throw you down, you'll only be distressed

You think it would be fun to play in this game

Well you better work on it because your rhyming is lame

 

Well, It's The Taking of Pelham, One, Two, Three

If You Want A Doodoo Rhyme Then Come See Me

I've Got The Savoir Faire With The Unique Rhyme

And

I Keep It On And On, It's Never Quitting Time And

Strictly Hand Held Is The Style I Go

Never Rock The Mic With The Panty Hose

 

WHAT DO YA KNOW, 2 BEATS BOTH GOING AGAINST ME

SORRY, TOO BAD, ONCE IM DONE YOU BOTH WILL WISH YOU NEVER MET ME

YOU BETTER LEAVE NOW, B4 BARF COMES OUT YOUR EARS

CAUSE WHEN IM THROUGH, YOU ALL BE SCOOTALOO, AND ILL BE ONE OF YOUR GREATEST FEARS

Edited June 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[Akemi Homura 7,679]

Here we go!

Them other rap dudes ain't near me though.

This that shit for your stereo!

Hit Louis Vuitton; yeah we go!

Back atcha!

Spectacular!

Flip shit round here - no spatula!

The way they bite my shit like Dracula,

And if the shortie fine, then I get back to her!

And I love this game like MARIO!

But my flow is just like CARDIO!

Intensive, offensive!

And they ask "why your belt expensive?"

They can't see me even if they had LENSES.

Top lonely, give a fuck about FRIENDSES.

Cause I'm a lonely stoner.

Pop Corona.

College dropout - no diploma.

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

Alright, shit's 'bout to hit the light fissure

I'll spit you up then chew you out 'cause I'm just that hipster

I'm Jeff Magnum - comin' at'chya with an aeroplane over your fish tank

take five thirds of your lyrical territory - you're makin' it too easy for me

I'll cash your trust 'cause you better trust I make more gush than a buckin' bank

givin' you a disease and some fuckin' thrush ya' diddly piddlin' skank

I'll stack your shit that high, privet, get on my rank.

come spit at me bro, I shiggy diggy

you can't wiggle your finger at me

run from this catastrophe

I've got the string to pull - I'll just give you the yank.

 

Edited June 25, 2012 by Kapten Röd

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH BOi

Playin in spades

pay it in trades

makin you pay it all back in jades

 

Crackin this lyrical whip now

makin you sick now

We'll see just how far you'll be able to stick up with my raps now

 

Cause when the sickest, trickest

Nonspecificest

totally

action figureist pacifist

puts you on his list to hit with spits

you have no chance

 

Against you, are you sure you want to dance?

I'm standing here giving you your final chance

Bitch I got magic, what the fuck can you do?

The best you can hope for, is my sister helps you!

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

 

 

 

 

 

Bluh bluh

 

If your gonna post cancer you better be readying

For a world of pain you little over steppin plebian

As the Dude once said

"Nice marmot"

You better be ready to become my carpet

Edited June 25, 2012 by Mr. Wobbels

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

WHAT DO YA KNOW, 2 BEATS BOTH GOING AGAINST ME

SORRY, TOO BAD, ONCE IM DONE YOU BOTH WILL WISH YOU NEVER MET ME

YOU BETTER LEAVE NOW, B4 BARF COMES OUT YOUR EARS

CAUSE WHEN IM THROUGH, YOU ALL BE SCOOTALOO, AND ILL BE ONE OF YOUR GREATEST FEARS

 

Afraid of you? Are you kidding? Is this a joke?

The only thing your good for is blowing up in smoke

I've defeated gods, what the fuck have you done?

If that isn't enough bitch I own the fucking sun!

Look at you, standing there oh so fucking gay

I'll blow you off like chrysalis fucking miles away!

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[Akemi Homura 7,679]

Bluh bluh

 

[Evilshy 5,084]

Man, this thread was full of shit

Till I came to post in it

And if you care to disagree

Don't be surprised when you get hit

Nobody crosses me

And lives to tell the tale

If you're a human or pony

Enjoy your new life in hell

 

Some say I'm Evil

But I sure as hell ain't Shy

Just ask all the ladies

That I like to satisfy

Now unless I'm wrong

That includes your own mother

So before the years out

You'll have a new little brother

 

now if you don't mind

I think I'll take my leave

If you need something done right

You know where to find me

Just follow the trails

Of blood and money

Of limos and guns

And my harem of honeys

Just ask where to find me

They'll point to the top

Of the hundred story building

Where I laugh at the cops

They know they can't touch me

And niether can you

And if you didn't bring money

Then say your adieu's

Cuz I don't fuck around

With the poor and dumb

So you can make small talk

With my shiny new gun

 

And say hello to the bullet

As goes through your head

But don't expect a reply

Cuz it don't talk to the dead

Which all you are

And I'll tell you why

Cuz you thought you were better

Than the one called Evilshy

 

Bitch.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

YOU ARE ALL AMETURES

I SHOULD GET GLAMOS TO TRAIN YOU IN APETURE

OH WAIT, THAT WOULD BE TO EASY

YOU ALL JUST END UP EVEN MORE SLEASY

 

IM THE SHAPE SHIFTER

AINT NO CHANGLIN6G

SO NOT A HIPSTER

BUT NOW IM CHANGING

 

WHAT I JUST TURNED INTO WAS LEVEL TWO

NOW ITS TIME FOR AN EPIC SHOOP DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

THATS RIGHT, I CAN CHARGE AND FIRE MAH LAZER

BETTER GET ON THE ROAD NOW, B4 YOUR HIT WITH A PHAZER

Edited June 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

YOU ARE ALL AMETURES

I SHOULD GET GLAMOS TO TRAIN YOU IN APETURE

OH WAIT, THAT WOULD BE TO EASY

YOU ALL JUST EN6D UP EVEN6 MORE SLEASY

 

IM THE SHAPE SHIFTER

AINT NO CHANGLIN6G

SO NOT A HIPSTER

BUT NOW IM CHANGING

 

WHAT I JUST TURNED INTO WAS LEVEL TWO

NOW ITS TIME FOR AN EPIC SHOOP DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

THATS RIGHT, I CAN CHARGE AND FIRE MAH LAZER

BETTER GET ON THE ROAD NOW, B4 YOUR HIT WITH A PHAZER

 

This is cute, you think that you're scary?

I've got an army, it's my orders they carry!

I could do this with you all fucking day

What's wrong afraid you'll get tired?

Remember bitch the sun is mine, it does what I say!

But if you run away, no one will know you were fired.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[Mr. Wobbels 664]