bastardize the post above you

[Skullbuster 1,906]

some one posts something, then you change it examples:

 

i hate pickles

changed to: i like pickles

 

i visited my cousin yesterday

changed to: i f***ed my cousin yesterday

 

i went to mcdonalds for some fries

changed to: i went to mcdonalds for some b!tches

 

and so on and make sure to quote the post your changing

 

after you change some ones post, post a new sentence

 

ill start

 

its nice to meet you

[Jadefire 2,796]

It's nice to eat you.

 

Nice weather we're having?

[Doctor XFizzle 8,651]

Nice weather we're eating?

 

My slippers are soggy

Edited June 28, 2012 by Doctor XFizzle

[Jadefire 2,796]

My slippers are tasty.

 

Do you like bananas?

[Skullbuster 1,906]

My slippers are tasty.

 

Do you like bananas?

 

do you like b!tches?

 

its a nice day for a run

[Jadefire 2,796]

It's a nice day for a canter.

 

Have you heard about the word?

[Page.Turner 940]

Edit:

 

Have you word about the heard?

 

Care for an ice cream sundae? Made it myself.

Edited June 28, 2012 by SkySong

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Care for a chocolate sundae? I made it myself in the bathroom.

 

 

That cat has beautiful fur.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

That cat makes beautiful fur coat

 

I am eating some cake.

[Jadefire 2,796]

I am eating some coc...muffins.

 

What is love?

Edited June 28, 2012 by Jadefire

[Little Miss Fluttershy 677]

Love is what?

 

When is the train due?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

I thought of having a forum game like this, but with spoonerisms,... Might as well bend the rules a bit...

 

When is the train due? --> Why is the train overdue?!! (Not my best attempt... Try this one...)

 

 

Probably weerd to find a NAM Team Member (yours truly) in these parts...

 

[WiiBowDash 1]

The train has been due for 9001 hours

 

I like rainbowdash

[Xievie 498]

I banged Rainbow Crash

 

Snow White is too mainstream

[Deeмo 100]

Snow White is too narcoleptic for mainstream. Not my best one.

 

Pinkie Pie throws the best parties.

Edited June 28, 2012 by Deemo

[Champion RD92 8,653]

Pinkie Pie throws the best sex parties

 

Cadence is best princess

[Twiliscael 3,958]

Cadance is best prostitute.

 

I think she said were always welcome in her shed.

Edited June 28, 2012 by ADashOfRainbow

[My little pwny 1,390]

I think she said were always welcome in her bed.

 

(I bet you saw that one coming)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

I bet you saw that one c... Nah,...

 

From sea to shining sea.

[Guest]

From sea to sultry knees.

 

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

[--Eve-- 351]

A poison apple a day keeps the truth away

 

Live long and prosper

Edited June 28, 2012 by StarVision

[Guest]

Living long... and prospering.

 

Hillshire Farms says "GO MEAT!"

[Senor Citizen 516]

Hillshire Farms says "GO DIABEETUS!"

I accidentally all over the Internet.

[Xievie 498]

"I accidentally all over the girlfriend?"

 

She's complaining, not whining.

[WiiBowDash 1]

A apple a day kills you

 

Food tastes good