Question the answer above you !

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

Could I read My Little Dashie?

Only if you never cry, Ever-tim!

 

Because my bum hurts since I returned from the gym...

[Bunches 81]

How the hell is a question suposed to be an answer to a question? Unless that was the question for that answer and u forgot to say an answer... ugh my brain hurts...

Lets all hope u didn't break the universe...

 

hahaha major fail - sorry!

[Clover Heart 978]

How was the movie "Dark Shadows?"

 

hahaha major fail - sorry!

 

57.

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

(HEY! I LOVED DAT MOVIE!)

 

If meaning of life, universe and everything is 42, what´s the meaning of death?

57.

 

I´ll lick my toe.

[Clover Heart 978]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

I´ll lick my toe.

 

Cuz I'm Mr. Miyagi, dawg!

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

You smell so asian... why is it so?

Cuz I'm Mr. Miyagi, dawg!

 

Because everypony either piss me off, or don´t give a crap about me.

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

How the heck should i know?

 

 

 

Why are you staring at me?

[Nouth 495]

(You probably didn't quite get the meaning of game )

 

Did you just come out of that sever ?

Why are you staring at me?

 

Yes, and I regret nothing !

[Bari 7,021]

Did you just poison Apple Bloom?

Yes, and I regret nothing!

 

Berry Punch made me do it.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Who turned my sandwich into an ice cream sundae?

 

Berry Punch made me do it.

 

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

[Nouth 495]

Where is my car and why are you looking so strangely at me ?

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

 

He touched Sasha.

Edited August 28, 2012 by Nouth

[Bronium 512]

Why is Scout broken into two peices?

He touched Sasha.

My leg!

[AppleTreeBrony 228]

What are you most likely to say when you break you leg?

 

My leg!

 

"We have the same SOUL"

[Bari 7,021]

Pinkie Pie, why are you hugging me?

 

"We have the same SOUL"

 

2 clicks and a bag of chips.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Isn't this fish website great?

 

Yes.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Will you marry me?

 

Yes.

 

Three metres down and it's ready.

[Noxoy 6]

How deep do we need to dig before the trench is Ready?

 

Three metres down and it's ready.

Just a bit of grass and two apples will do!

[Bari 7,021]

So, what can I eat for lunch?

Just a bit of grass and two apples will do!

 

Fluttershy did it.

[Page Turner 607]

What else do we need for this recipe?

 

Just a bit of grass and two apples will do!

 

Because you run the risk of destroying the universe!

 

ninja'd

Edited September 4, 2012 by Page Turner

[AppleTreeBrony 228]

Why can't I divide by 0?

 

Because you run the risk of destroying the universe

 

Dragon Balls

Edited September 4, 2012 by Scootabelle

[Fubz 300]

Son, why is there a Magical Dragon in the back yard?

 

Dragon Balls

 

It's been deep fried.

[AppleTreeBrony 228]

Why is my hand all crusty, It tastes like a french fry!

It's been deep fried.

 

Fuzzy Unicorns is why

[Bohtty 1,775]

Why did the science lab explode?

Fuzzy Unicorns is why

 

Because it rhymes with "orange"

[AppleTreeBrony 228]

Why do I keep getting hit with a door hinge

Because it rhymes with "orange"

 

Fluffy Bunnies

[Bohtty 1,775]

door hinge

 

That doesn't rhyme with orange, sir.

 

 

What caused the teachers lounge to explode?

Fluffy Bunnies

 

Feld0's porn stash.