Would you date the user above you?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Ye better nae be laughing at me.

[GreyScholar 1,574]

No, no good dwarf. I may find the situation amusing but I am not laughing at you. You are most likely a brave and strong dwarf, as is most all your kind, and you choose to spend time here of all places. That is what I find amusing

Edited August 12, 2014 by EquestrianScholar

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Good. If ye had been laughing at me.... remember I be having a large axe.

[GreyScholar 1,574]

Remember I am a thousand year ruler of a great nation, with the power to control the movements of the sun and moon, as well as great experience in magic. Though I would never intentionally insult you or harm except in self defense, I see no reason to fear you axe.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

I be over a million years old, and this axe be designed tae kill anything it hits.

[GreyScholar 1,574]

... a million years old? You expect me to believe this? Surely good dwarf you exaggerate. From what I know of dwarven aging most don't live past 900 years old, let alone anywhere near a million... unless you suggest you are a dwarven deity?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Nay, but I be blessed by tha' same, as be this axe. I be tha' leader of my people, as ye are tha' leader o' yours.

[GreyScholar 1,574]

Well thanks good dwarf for your time, now to see if any are brave enough to seek a date of their princess. More to see who would want to.

Edited August 12, 2014 by EquestrianScholar

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Hmmmmmm Nah. You aint for me Scholar 

Edited August 12, 2014 by AnonBrony

[Snow Frostflame 3,565]

I like your stash but no

[Shenron00 363]

Just look at DeviantArt, nobody loves you.

You need to find yourself a kind, silvery individual who will stick a banana in his mouth just of you. But no one else! No one else! So as I was saying: oh Knuckles--

(If you can name that video, I will love you forever)

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

I have no idea.

[PurplePony 484]

............. I am insanely confused.... please help

[GreyScholar 1,574]

Maaayybe

[Snow Frostflame 3,565]

sorry your an adult its not legal

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Nay.

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

I say "Neigh". 

*Laughs* I love puns.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Maybe. 

[SparklingSwirls 21,107]

Possibly, if I wasn't taken.

[RainbowMau 289]

No cause she's taken.

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

I have no fricken idea

[ARagY 1,152]

If I can bring maple syrup on our first date

[AnonBrony 1,467]

You can certainly bring maple syrup.  :comeatus:

[Snow Frostflame 3,565]

can I come as well I will bring butter 

[ARagY 1,152]

You can certainly bring maple syrup.  :comeatus:

 

 

can I come as well I will bring butter 

waffles!