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How can I destroy a laptop?

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Just follow these two simple steps

-Find "System 32"

-Hit Delete

 

what in the hell how many characters do I need for one post??????????

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1. Take a hammer to the center of the screen. Make sure this causes lots of visible cracks, spanning out from the center

2. Get a Pinkie Pie toy. Preferably the big-ass creepy toy that talks/moves. You know the one.

3. Remove her head.

4. Place the head at the center of the screen's cracks, so it looks like she's breaking out of the screen, ala the Ring

5. Take pics and share for our lulz

6. Profit

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I doubt that hard drive has much space anyway.

 

I wouldn't bother taking it out.

 

I always find creative ways to use things :3 I'm going to keep the letter keys that are left and use them for something x'P Just not sure what yet.

 

I lol'd seeing your posts right next to each other.

I still say throw it off of a roof.

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Here's what you do: microwave it. Do it with it powered on and the lid open, so you can see the spectacular screen effects!

 

Just make sure you do this outside, be mindful of fires... and use a junker microwave, because it will probably blow up, too! :P

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I'd honestly just recommend opening it and having a look inside.

It always interests me to look at computers.new or old.

But I suppose if you're not into that, take a much more violent approach like, say... burning it?

That's always fun.

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Boot it up, start a video of G3 ponies, and throw it into a swimming pool.

 

I've actually done that. It's rather anti-climactic, as electronics will keep running for a few seconds underwater, then just fizzle out. :P

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take out some parts you can sell online and trash the chipset keyboard frame and screen lol. Its always good to make a few bucks off of old computers before taking them to the bat :P

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I've actually done that. It's rather anti-climactic, as electronics will keep running for a few seconds underwater, then just fizzle out. :P

 

That's disappointing!

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How to destroy your computer:

-Step one: Buy a piano.

-Step two: Put your laptop below the roof.

-Step three: Throw the piano from the roof and make it fall on the laptop.

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Send a shotgun slug through it!

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Run it over with a car a couple of times!

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Laptops are quite nice things. They don't take up much space.

 

Feed it to an alligator :crackle:

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Throw it out the window of a car really hard towards the pavement and then run it over a good few times. Then toss it in a pond.

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On 7/20/2012 at 12:56 PM, NeverNeverland said:

-Shoot it

-Run over it with a car

-Hit it with a hammer

-hit it with your fists

-throw it off a high building

-set it on fire

-drench it with water so that it explodes or something

-Hit someone with it while breaking it in the process

-play frisbee with it

-Throw it at an oncoming car

-throw it into a river/lake

-play tug of war with it

-give it a massage

-give it the kiss of death

-hit it with a sledge hammer

-Have the drill master from Full Metal Jacket yell and swear at it until its feelings are hurt so much it explodes on the spot

-use it as a coaster, then always spill your drink on the 'coaster'

-rub it with oil, then throw it down the highway so cars can run over it and/or slip over the laptop

-throw it at a tree

-bounce a bouncy basketball on it

-magnetize it

-grind it with a skateboard

-BEAT it with a skateboard

-use it for stupid stunts, like in jackass

 

Seriously, the possibilities are endless.

Blow it up with dynamite

 Punch it 

Kick it 

Throw in the ocean

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No need to destroy the laptop. Upgrade that slow hard drive with a SSD. That's what I do with my older laptops and they still work fine for regular tasks.

I would definitely destroy the original hard drive tho. Take those platters out and blast them with a shotgun. Bonus points if you use a .410  :P

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You could try exploding it :wacko: ...

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Light it on fire. Watch it burn.

Edited by Cash In

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Make it explode!

Just kidding, I’d say take a sledgehammer to it

10 hours ago, WWolf said:

You could try exploding it :wacko: ...

Hey, that’s my line

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According to the UK's GCHQ - angle grinder.

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Drop it down a staircase. It'll break into a million pieces.

Trust me. I've accidentally done it before.

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