What would you do with portals?

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Rules are simple:

 

1) Post what you would do with portals

2) Don't get off topic

 

I'll start

 

Me: How fast do you think I can go in ten feet?

Friend: About 3 meters/second

Me: Try terminal velocity! *portal up, portal down* Weeeeeee.

[Chigens and Kay 3,831]

Put portal on bottom of ocean, put other in the desert.

 

Observe from a helicopter.

[WhiteLightning 339]

Place the two portals in eachother, creating a rip in the fabric of space and time which will hopefully result in a portal to...you guessed it, Equestria.

[Nightfall 3,950]

I'd put both in a corner and chase myself the a Go-Pro on my head so I could get famous on YouTube.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Put portal on bottom of ocean, put other in the desert.

 

Observe from a helicopter.

 

Unless you're trying to turn Death Valley into Death Lake, good luck.

 

For me,... Drive the gas companies into the ground, since I won't even need a car anymore.

[Starshine 16,330]

Put the blue portal under the tallest bridge I could find.

 

Everytime I need to get rid of something, or someone, I'll simply use the orange portal under it

[Chigens and Kay 3,831]

Unless you're trying to turn Death Valley into Death Lake, good luck.

 

For me,... Drive the gas companies into the ground, since I won't even need a car anymore.

 

Obviously I would put it into the Sahara Desert...I want maximum results.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Put the blue portal under the tallest bridge I could find.

 

Everytime I need to get rid of something, or someone, I'll simply use the orange portal under it

 

Or aim the blue portal at the top of Taipei 101 tower (One of the tallest buildings in the world), aim the orange at the bottom of someone or something, move the blue portal to the side of a wall (lobby of the same building perhaps) as they are falling, and right where they're about to land, aim the orange portal there. Boom, instant terminal-velocity cannon... And a giant hole in the wall.

[Starshine 16,330]

That's a little bit too difficult

 

What will happen if someone put a portal under a lava river? Will the portal stays there or get carried away because everything is melted?

Edited July 21, 2012 by Dreamwalker

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Boom. Instant obsidian generator.

 

No, wait,...

 

BANISHMENT!!! Banish people to the moon using Portals.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Giggity.

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Jade, I don't wanna know what you're thinking.

 

Long distance "relationships"

[Xievie 498]

Forget portals, we got Pinkie.

[Digit Sums 42]

Design fatal test chambers that can only be solved through the extremely skillful use of the portal gun.