The lame comeback game

[Krystal 1,468]

In this game you will be put into an argument where you will have to quip your most childish responses.

 

I'll start it off with the first three lines and then you can take it from there...

 

Your face is stupid

Well your feet are too small

Well your fingernails are too short

 

Yo mamma jokes are not allowed If you want I can make a thread for that too if there is not already one

Edited July 28, 2012 by Krystal Serenity

[Musix 237]

Yeah, Well, I did it before you were born!!

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Your dad is bald!

[Digit Sums 42]

Your dad is Drew Carey.

[Musix 237]

Your dad is my dads...Dad!!

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Your grandma's cousin's aunt's nephew is a duck!

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Your dad... eats cloth!

 

 

I suck at this.

[Dragonshy 2,305]

Your mama so ugly, that when people see her they think, she is ugly... HA HA HA HA HA *cough cough* HA HA!

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Well... Your ears are crooked!

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Your socks... are frogs!

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Well then why are you eating my frogs??

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

*insert voice crack here* Well.... maybe I'll just eat the metal on your helmet!

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Helmet Eater!

 

Sicko! Blargghr

Edited July 28, 2012 by Hollowshield

[Starshine 16,330]

You good for nothing hay-gobbler, even my chimney can think of a better insult than that!

[Page Turner 607]

so youre' dumber than bricks?

[Starshine 16,330]

Not my fault if that brick got like three different doctorate! Unlike somepony I know who love eating dead flower and glitters for breakfast!

[Page Turner 607]

We're ponies, WE ALL EAT DEAD FLOWERS. go read a book.

[Digit Sums 42]

You're a dead flower.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You eat math, don't you? Go eat your cutie mark.

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

You first!

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You, yes, you! Go bite the wall!

[Krystal 1,468]

Well you can just do a backflip and say that the banana's walk at midnight!

[Evilshy 5,089]

My backflips can beat up your backflips.

[Krystal 1,468]

Not if I beat your backflip up first!

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Violence Backflips are not the answer.