The lame comeback game

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Your toaster is broken and only heats one side of the bread what the heck man????

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

Toaster is terrible. The sun is the new toaster.

[Mephala 2,632]

You're blue.

How vair amusant.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

You're not a cool cat

[null123456 759]

I have nothing bad to say about you! TAKE THAT! >8D

[Krystal 1,468]

You don't even have a pony in your avi!

[FireFox 82]

I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.

 

I can't believe that hasn't been said before.

[null123456 759]

*Cough* Fire *Cough*

[Page Turner 607]

Oh Brilliant! It's you! You're my favorite you are! you know why? Because you're thick! You're mister thick thickity thick face from thicktown thickannia. And so is your Dad!

[Titan Rising 2,156]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel.

Mr. Grinch.

[Dasher 119]

You're a bad banana,

With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders.

You've got garlic in your soul,

Mr. Grinch!

[Titan Rising 2,156]

I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

[FireFox 82]

You are too young to know the real grinch, Jim Carrey isn't it fyi.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile.

Mr. Grinch.

 

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crockodile.

 

also you're a jim carrey hater that was a good movie lol

 

Edited August 2, 2012 by Hollowshield

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

So where's my cookie?

[FireFox 82]

I didn't say I didn't like the Jim Carrey version. I was making a lame comeback.

 

Cookies are for babies!

[Titan Rising 2,156]

O lol

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk.

Mr. Grinch.

 

The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:

"Stink, Stank, Stunk!"

Edited August 2, 2012 by Hollowshield

[Digit Sums 42]

I can rid you of the Grinch

I can do it in a pinch

I can get him out of there

I'll attack him with a bear

They will fight, the bear will win

And I will do a vict'ry spin.