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The other day I let my friend use my computer for a while. Next time I use it I find most of my folders have been renamed to stuff like 'ponies are for fags' and my bookmarks bar contains search results for 'horse addicts anonymous'.

 

Can anyone give me some ideas for revenge? I was thinking mess with his computer but I'm pretty sure he has it passworded so no luck there :D

 

Just to clarify, this isn't mean spirited, its more of a prank war kinda deal.

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What OS does he use? Some OS's have pretty simple backdoors if he wasn't careful when setting up his user accounts and stuff.

 

 

Also, make a fake email and sign him up to get mailed free tampons and condoms and stuff. There are several sites that will do this, just google it.

 

If you want to fake poison him, laxatives are the way to go :)

 

Does he have a car? If so, and he keeps it outside, jack it up and take off one of the tires and leave next to the car some night.

 

Plant a small bush in his front yard in the middle of the lawn and leave a note talking about how he pissed of "tha shrubz" and that if he doesnt make things right, he'll get drive-by'd with fertilizer or something.

 

 

just a few ideas off the top of my head. yes, I know, I'm crazy.

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What OS does he use? Some OS's have pretty simple backdoors if he wasn't careful when setting up his user accounts and stuff.

 

 

Also, make a fake email and sign him up to get mailed free tampons and condoms and stuff. There are several sites that will do this, just google it.

 

If you want to fake poison him, laxatives are the way to go :)

 

Does he have a car? If so, and he keeps it outside, jack it up and take off one of the tires and leave next to the car some night.

 

Plant a small bush in his front yard in the middle of the lawn and leave a note talking about how he pissed of "tha shrubz" and that if he doesnt make things right, he'll get drive-by'd with fertilizer or something.

 

 

just a few ideas off the top of my head. yes, I know, I'm crazy.

 

Crazy in a brilliant sort of way :lol:

How the hell did you come up with the shrubs idea? I love it!

 

He uses windows 7, I would have no idea how to get into it.

 

 

Grab a tire iron and go have a talk with him Jk :P

 

Poor water and salt in his drinks. It tastes nasty. >.<

 

*Holds tire iron behind back* Yeah, of course, joke...

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Evilshy - YOU ARE MY HERO. I'm doing the shrub idea sometime. sounds hilarious.

 

I was gonna say laxatives, but its already been said.

 

Flaming bag of shit is a classic, though not everyone falls for it anymore.

 

Could gate in a stray cat at their porch, cover it in shit and ring doorbell. Usually the cat is freaking out at this point and will run into an opening door and rub shit on EVERYTHING - we just call that one poop cat.

 

Also, I was gonna say get condoms and tampons and dildos mailed to him, but its already been said.

 

If your EVER get the chance at his computer and its windows, delete windows32, or download one shit ton of pop-ups and porn and set them all to open upon start up or something similar.

 

I've always been a fan of chemical warfare, mainly smoke bombs and home made chemicals that burn and kill grass - for the killing grass chemicals (So many options and mixtures from homemade materials BTW, just ask), spread it on their yard in the shape of a dick and burn it into the grass for months on their front yard.

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Crazy in a brilliant sort of way :lol:

How the hell did you come up with the shrubs idea? I love it!

 

He uses windows 7, I would have no idea how to get into it.

 

 

I don't know any windows 7 backdoors off the top of my head :/

 

 

Also, the shrubz things is something me and a friend actually did a few times back when I lived in Vancouver (Washington). It was about 5 years ago.

 

And auth, I think you mean system32.

 

But yes, delete it if you ever are alone in the same room as his computer and it's logged on.

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Evilshy - YOU ARE MY HERO. I'm doing the shrub idea sometime. sounds hilarious.

 

I was gonna say laxatives, but its already been said.

 

Flaming bag of shit is a classic, though not everyone falls for it anymore.

 

Could gate in a stray cat at their porch, cover it in shit and ring doorbell. Usually the cat is freaking out at this point and will run into an opening door and rub shit on EVERYTHING - we just call that one poop cat.

 

Also, I was gonna say get condoms and tampons and dildos mailed to him, but its already been said.

 

If your EVER get the chance at his computer and its windows, delete windows32, or download one shit ton of pop-ups and porn and set them all to open upon start up or something similar.

 

I've always been a fan of chemical warfare, mainly smoke bombs and home made chemicals that burn and kill grass - for the killing grass chemicals (So many options and mixtures from homemade materials BTW, just ask), spread it on their yard in the shape of a dick and burn it into the grass for months on their front yard.

 

The rest of his family live in his house as well so I'd rather not... do the thing with the cat.

 

Deleting system 32 is probably a bit overkill XD

 

About homemade chemicals, I'm definitely listening. :ph34r:

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There is a key located on keyboards above Insert (control pad north of the Arrow Keys) that says PrtScn. That means "Print Screen", which takes a picture of your desktop and places it into the copy-paste clipboard. Close down all windows and programs on his computer, take a PrintScreen of the desktop, paste it into MSPaint. Then save that picture and set it as the desktop background. Then delete all icons and shortcuts, and unlock the taskbar so you can hide it by moving it down to the edge of the screen.

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OK - I just remembered something just now.

 

If you a sick enough bastard to do this - It's called the Upper Decker. Remove the lid to his toilet on tank and just take a crap in it. Until someone removes that crap and cleans out that tank, it will just stink and when the toilet flushes, it will pour poopy water into the bowl instead of clean water.

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Change the ring tone on his phone to a pony ring tone and turn the volume all the way up, then when hes in a public place, call him

 

I know this sounds a little tame compared to everything else here, but it would still be funny

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What OS does he use? Some OS's have pretty simple backdoors if he wasn't careful when setting up his user accounts and stuff.

 

 

Also, make a fake email and sign him up to get mailed free tampons and condoms and stuff. There are several sites that will do this, just google it.

 

If you want to fake poison him, laxatives are the way to go :)

 

Does he have a car? If so, and he keeps it outside, jack it up and take off one of the tires and leave next to the car some night.

 

Plant a small bush in his front yard in the middle of the lawn and leave a note talking about how he pissed of "tha shrubz" and that if he doesnt make things right, he'll get drive-by'd with fertilizer or something.

 

 

just a few ideas off the top of my head. yes, I know, I'm crazy.

 

You sir, are a genius.

 

I'm thinking the revenge should be something pony-related Such as

 

Change the ring tone on his phone to a pony ring tone and turn the volume all the way up, then when hes in a public place, call him

 

but instead, call him in school. And make the ringtone something recognizable like the THEME SONG

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If you can get to his kitchen with nobody around, rearrange everything in the refrigerator. Pisses people off for some reason. Do the same with plates, glasses, cutlery, baking ingredients, anything you have time for. Although this would probably annoy the family more than him, but hey, collateral damage is a part or war.

 

Sleep over at his house. At around 3 or 4, QUIETLY start up a game of Starcraft. Turn the music sound all the way down (in the game settings) and turn the speakers off. Be Terran, and make sure you only have Zerg opponents. Get a nice line of bunkers with siege tanks behind them (use cheats to do this faster), and wait till a bunch of zerglings come at you. As soon as they get within range of the tanks, turn the speakers to max and make him wake up to the sound of explosions and screaming zerglings.

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Change the ring tone on his phone to a pony ring tone and turn the volume all the way up, then when hes in a public place, call him

 

I know this sounds a little tame compared to everything else here, but it would still be funny

 

Actually I love this one, I've had the opportunity to mess with phone loads of times.

 

 

You sir, are a genius.

 

I'm thinking the revenge should be something pony-related Such as

 

 

 

but instead, call him in school. And make the ringtone something recognizable like the THEME SONG

 

Most definitely. In fact, I think I know most of his timetable... this is going to be fun

 

 

If you can get to his kitchen with nobody around, rearrange everything in the refrigerator. Pisses people off for some reason. Do the same with plates, glasses, cutlery, baking ingredients, anything you have time for. Although this would probably annoy the family more than him, but hey, collateral damage is a part or war.

 

Sleep over at his house. At around 3 or 4, QUIETLY start up a game of Starcraft. Turn the music sound all the way down (in the game settings) and turn the speakers off. Be Terran, and make sure you only have Zerg opponents. Get a nice line of bunkers with siege tanks behind them (use cheats to do this faster), and wait till a bunch of zerglings come at you. As soon as they get within range of the tanks, turn the speakers to max and make him wake up to the sound of explosions and screaming zerglings.

 

That would be deliciously ironic, he always tries to wake me up by playing the drums right next to me.

Only problem is the lack of Starcraft :/

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It's $20 for the battlechest, which is SC, the expansion, and strat guides for both. And IRS actually practically impossible to find NOT in the battlechest. It's also from the late 90's, so it runs on any computer. And it's just an all around amazing game, so you should get it anyway.

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Slipping a pinch of slat into his drink always works a treat. If he has a large DVD/video game/CD collection you can also switch the discs around so they're all in the wrong cases. That'll definitely annoy him. I once did that to a friend who took the time to alphabetise his collection. XD

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