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[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: No, I'm quite positive I mean 'lick the onion'. Celestia just got overthrown and Equestria needs a new ruler, so who better than Mr. Onion?

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*snaps fingers*

 

Oh look, Mr. Onion has just disintegrated. I wonder what sort of omniscient being could cause that.....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Anala is playing with a ball-and-cup but the ball snaps off and goes under a wardrobe. Anala bends down to search for the ball, her rear still up.

 

Riley: Keep searching, Anala, I'm sure you'll find it...

 

Riley stares dreamily at Anala's shaking rump.

Edited February 14, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Focus, Riley. You are on a mission, remember?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: *without looking away from the girl of his dreams* What mission?

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Forgotten already? Your species do have rather poor memories.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: I was a human before I was a pony, so that insult just ricocheted back. And what is the mission?

Edited February 14, 2014 by Red Pegasus

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

What makes you think I am human? I am so much more.

 

And remember, you were supposed to be looking for an ancient artifact. It's definitely here.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy: Here it is!

 

Cassidy holds up the Doughnut of Harmony.

 

Riley: So, if you're not a human, and you're not a pony, what are you?

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I am the Questioner. That is all you need to know. You have passed the test. I will return with more instructions at a later date.

 

*fades away*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley: What does the Doughnut of Harmony do, anyway?

 

Cassidy: According to a note where I found the Doughnut, it causes anyone to fall in love with whoever they see next.

 

Riley snatches the doughnut and gallops over to Anala.

 

Riley: Hey Anala, want a doughnut?

 

Anala: No thanks.

 

Riley: DAGNABBIT!

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*a few weeks later*

 

Hello, Riley. Got your girl yet?

[Toon Richard 534]

nope

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley. He was asking me, Richard, not you.

 

Trixie arrives, and, for no reason, curses Riley so that he can only say twenty-six words.

 

Riley: Anala, I've had a crush on you for a really long time, and I was wondering, would you like to go for dinner with me tonight?

 

Anala turns to Riley, and replies...

 

Anala: Sorry, didn't quite catch that.

Edited February 14, 2014 by Red Pegasus

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This exchange, whilst amusing, is pointless and time wasting.

 

*snaps fingers*

 

*Riley and Anala dematerialize, and re-materialize in a fancy restaurant, where a waiter asks for their order*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Waiter: There's something I should inform you two of. I'm...

 

The waiter trims his tail until a lit fuse is revealed.

 

Waiter: A bomb.

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*watches events from afar, to see how they resolve*

 

Don't worry Cassidy, they will be fine.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Riley and Anala ride a bumper car back to wherever it is Cassidy and Questioner are. Suddenly, Chuck Norris arrives with his team of ninjas.

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*snaps fingers, dissolving the illusion*

 

You two need to hurry up and get together.

 

Now, I have another mission for you.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Cassidy: Uh, which two of us are you talking to?

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Not you, Cassidy. The other two. Great thing swill happen when they finally get together, I have seen it.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Trixie appears and turns Anala into a stallion.

 

Trixie: Still think so, Questioner?

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Your tricks will not work here, Trixie. You face a being above you and your puny little world. *Anala reverts to being a mare*

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

Nostalgia Critic appears and forces Riley and Anala into wedding attire.

 

Nostalgia: A toast to the bride and groom, of this, the happiest day of - *whips out a gun* HEIL HITLER!

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*removes the gun*

 

No violence, please.