mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Book Simon will kill you mate. You can't escape death.

But Lord Pumpernickel, Book Simon is no more then a delusion. How can something not even real harm me?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Call me by my first name!! Thats why Book Simon is keep on creating hallucinations!! 

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The challenged (You) of course decides the battlefield, as is usual in a duel.

The duel will take place on a virtual simulation of Stable Base 1, the first of five Equestrian Orbital Friendship Cannons.

Feel free to wreck the surrounding environment. Doesn't cost me anything.

All participants in the duel are able to travel to Mane Station Alpha, but no farther. Leaving the zone will result in "elimination".

 

I have not yet decided the terms. Why don't you tell me yours, and then I'll tell you mine.

The duel ends when all but one participants is left standing. The victor gains thirty units of Ley-charged Orichalcum, and of course, honor.

 

Very well. I dub thee Lord Pumpernickel, god of the assorted breads.

Hey! That's my title! Edited December 29, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Stormgiggle do you giggle? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

left standing.

The term "Left Standing" is unacceptable. You could just trip me, and since I would no longer be standing, you would win.

 

 

 

The victor gains thirty units of Ley-charged Orichalcum, and of course, honor.

Wow. A king's bounty, to be sure. I accept these terms.

 

 

 

The duel will take place on a virtual simulation of Stable Base 1, the first of five Equestrian Orbital Friendship Cannons. Feel free to wreck the surrounding environment. Doesn't cost me anything. Anyone participating in the duel are able to travel to Mane Station Alpha, but no farther. Leaving the zone will result in "elimination".

Very well. 

Stormgiggle do you giggle? 

But of course: 

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By "standing" I mean [unable to fight] or [unconscious]. Killing is unacceptable, as the victor cannot claim their spoils from a dead body without losing his or her honor (same rule applies for claiming the honor instead of the loot).

Edited December 29, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Thats laughing not giggling mate. 

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Chuckle, laugh, guffaw, giggle, cackle, hoot. It's all the same to me.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Sorry mate, not for me. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

By standing I mean [unable to fight] or [unconscious]. Killing is unacceptable, as the victor cannot claim their spoils from a dead body without losing his or her honor (same rule applies for claiming the honor instead of the loot).

No killing? If that's how you want it. I'm ready to start if you are! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Change your avatar before killing. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I can't! This avatar was been democratically chosen! 

Oh, and Dan, the battle will be turn based. It's the way I prefer to fight.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Shop fight? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Shop fight? 

I've already killed you! Twice!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

You just believe it. I'm still alive. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I'm still alive. 

 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yes. Your sorrow empowers me...

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I don't feel very sad. In fact, I'd say I'm rather content right now.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stormgiggle is immune to confusion!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

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There are a few limits on what you can use. The simulation can only handle so many entities and processes before the lag spikes settle in [Lag- Post delay]. Try to limit your weapons to medium-high tiers [Ancient]-[Legendary]. Got tiger weapons would just kill the simulation.

 

Dan

Short/Medium range- Technomancer staff of the Void [Ancient]

Long range- Active abilities

Passive- Basic object manipulation/Voidwalk (Moving self or objects to Void and back via shadows. Limited to one entity at a time. Cast from Staff.)

Active- Rune Inscription/Spellcasting (Toggles from one to the other, and cannot be stopped when activated unless damaged. 6 seconds to cast with a two minute cooldown.

 

(Sorry for the delay again. My internet dropped out while I posted this the first time.)

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I win by typing short. 

 

 

Short

Edited December 29, 2014 by Assassin/Simon