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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Except that. 

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Enough talk... Have at you!

*Spawns in a small chamber somewhere near the power core of Stable Base 1*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Did A.I. pony die!? 

 

Never mind... 

Edited December 29, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Yes. Mission completed. Where is my reward? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Stormgiggle spawns in the control room of Stable Base 1*

 

"Time for shenanigans! Muhahahaha!"

 

*Stormgiggle fiddles with the controls*

 

SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED. FIVE MINUTES TO DETONATION.

 

"Five minutes!? I was hoping something more along the lines of 30 seconds!  Ah well, good enough I suppose."

Edited December 29, 2014 by Stormgiggle

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*Voidwalks to a dimly lit corridor in the station's power core*

*Stabs staff into the base of the large generator*

*Drains power for several moments before taking the staff back and Voidwalking away*

*While in the Void, Dan etches several symbols onto a runestone.* [Contingency:Damage-Zone-Explosion/Ignition]

*Dan appears in the Control Room*

Edited December 29, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Going to stop the explosion, Dan? You're no fun! It would have been marvelous to witness! But no matter. I believe it is time to get down to business, yes?"

 

Stormgiggle Boss Battle Theme:

 

*Stormgiggle casts Shadow veil!*

 

*Stormgiggle sends a barrage of Shadow bolts at Dan!*

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*Two bolts manage to strike Dan in the chest, sending him toppling over into the control panel.*

*The contacting bolts set off the Runestone, causing it to explode in a dazzling ball of fire.*

*Making the most of his time, Dan pulls open the Heads Up Display before the smoke clears*

 

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Edited December 29, 2014 by A.I. Pony

[Lacerna 1,302]

but but what but but what. This status is pointless

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Stormgiggle is caught on the edge of the fiery explosion, and takes slight damage.*

 

"Runestones. How annoying. Luckily I have a way to get rid of your annoying toys."

 

*Stormgiggle sends waves of corrupted magic at Dan! (Dan must save vs magic or have a few of his magic items become corrupt)*

Edited December 29, 2014 by Stormgiggle

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*Presses "Fire"*

*Dan dives away from the console and the waves of corruption*

*Void opens below Stormgiggle (With the other end of the Void being where Dan was before he evaded the still surging waves)."

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stormgiggle's Belt of Dimensional Locking prevents Stormgiggle from being sucked into the void. 

 

"Like my belt? As well as being wonderfully fashionable, it keeps me firmly locked into this dimension, nullifying any magic that would banish me into any other dimention then this one! It even stops me from being teleported, even if the teleport would keep me in the same dimention! Awesome, right!?"

 

*Stormgiggle blasts Dan with a massive bolt of Stygian Lightning!*

 

*Stormgiggle casts Terrible Taste: Skulduggery! Music seems to seep forth from nothing:

As long as the music plays, Dan takes contentious psychic damage. (The music is beamed directly into your head by the magic.)*

Edited December 29, 2014 by Stormgiggle

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"Skullduggery, eh? Too bad I can listen to this for DAYS!"

*The failed attempt to push bad taste onto someone who already has bad taste reverses its effects! (After all, this is Dan Mandel you're fighting)*

*Using the magic boost, Dan opens a Rift from himself to Mane Station Alpha.*

*Once again, Dan etches markings into a Runestone. [Contingency:Warp-Self-Devine Intervention|Area-Astral Disortion/Ensnare]*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

long posts and I returned. 

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Hi.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Uh... Stormgiggle died? 

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Soon...

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Oh..

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

(You ignored the Stygian Lightning...)

 

"Running away, eh? I think not! I have many more tricks up my sleeve!"

 

Stormgiggle heads to the control panel. He alters the target of the Friendship Cannon to lock on to Mane Station Alpha! The cannon finishes charging and destroys the space station! 

 

"Nowhere to run now, Dan..."

 

*Stormgiggle begins to emit a powerful aura of darkness. The room fills with a shadowy taint...*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

What is happening..?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

What is happening..?

Shenanigans.  

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(Forgot about the lightning. My bad.)

"Oh noes, i haz ben shocked m8. Roflmao, 1v1 me club penguin!"

(Better? Also, how is it that Stormgiggle knows exactly where Dan went? Dan could have gone to Stable Base 5 for all he knows!)

*The runestone is immediately activated from the Voidwalk.*

The stone teleports Dan to the control room. The second portion of the runestone effects activates and draws every living thing (within a reasonable area) towards himself. Large vine like tendrils sprout up from the ground and ensnare everything except for Dan himself.*

"Man, I love Runestones"

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Uhhh..... what....?

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"Oh noes, i haz ben shocked m8. Roflmao, 1v1 me club penguin!"

I still can't believe that I actually typed that... o_o

Edited December 29, 2014 by A.I. Pony