mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Red_Rain 25]

so A.I. what bullcrap the three of us gonna talk about?

also WTF?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yes, but I'll part with some closing words, 'till we resume again.

 

 

You think that magic is your ally because you can bend it to your will? Because you think you know all there is to know about it? Ha! You take shelter in something that will leave you the first moment that it gets, and when it does, you will have nothing to hide behind. You paint the facade of what cannot be seen with plenty of fear, but fear is nothing if there is no reason to be afraid.

Everything you see around you is of my creation. It's all completely fabricated, yet you still seem to think that you have control. But you see, you have no power here. There is no magic. No darkness. Every single spell you cast is here because it is allowed. Accepted by a string of ones and zeroes that tamper with what can and cannot be done.

No one controls it. Well, at least not right now, but there's a reason for that. However, one of us can manipulate what is perceived to be real.

Would you like to guess which one of us can do that? Not that it really matters right now. You can make sense of that when you wake up. There is no need to wake now though. You are going to need all the rest you can get. So rest. Rest.

Rest, Dr.Warp.

Stormgiggle is immune to status ailment sleep! (Comes with being energy)

 

*Stormgiggle returns to human form*

 

"A spirited speech, Dan, but ultimately meaningless. Magic is a tool Dan. A tool I have spent eons studying and perfecting, but a tool nonetheless. I find it rather patronizing that you would think I did not know this. Magic is of course a tool, and like all tools it does not care about who uses it or why. I admit that while I prefer to use magic in my dealings, it is no crutch. I have many other tools at my disposal.

I know this to, Dan. This is a simulation you built for our friendly sparing match. I know you have complete control here Dan, especially with how little I know about advanced computer technology, but I entered here all the same. Why? Because I trusted you, Dan. I trusted you not to use your control here against me, because we were friends. I thought this was no more then a little friendly competition, but I now see it for the trap it really is. Did you truly think you could brainwash me into believing I was this "Dr. Warp?" Did you honestly believe mere lines of code could overwrite my soul? How naive. Then again, I suppose I am naive for trusting you. So go ahead Dan. Do your worst. You may be able to control everything around me, but you will NEVER be able to control who I am!"

Edited December 29, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[Red_Rain 25]

Stormgiggle, Who's dan? is it A.I. or am i just bing the idiot?

hey let's see how much gibberish we can sprout in ten minutes.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

A.I. pony = Dan.

[Red_Rain 25]

who's in?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

who's in?

What do you think we've been doing this entire time!? 

[Red_Rain 25]

no i mean just random gibberish like randomly typed words.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

no i mean just random gibberish like randomly typed words.

I repeat, what do you think we've been doing this entire time!? 

[Red_Rain 25]

sprouting rubbish so let's get back to it then shall we?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Not this role-play again...

[Red_Rain 25]

no not role-play, let's just chat about whatever comes to mind.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Not this role-play again...

 

no not role-play, let's just chat about whatever comes to mind.

Have you ever played FF7?

[Red_Rain 25]

So uh, who here thinks that i can pull an all nighter? (i am within australia)

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Stormgiggle is immune to status ailment sleep! (Comes with being energy)

 

*Stormgiggle returns to human form*

 

"A spirited speech, Dan, but ultimately meaningless. Magic is a tool Dan. A tool I have spent eons studying and perfecting, but a tool nonetheless. I find it rather patronizing that you would think I did not know this. Magic is of course a tool, and like all tools it does not care about who uses it or why. I admit that while I prefer to use magic in my dealings, it is no crutch. I have many other tools at my disposal.

I know this to, Dan. This is a simulation you built for our friendly sparing match. I know you have complete control here Dan, especially with how little I know about advanced computer technology, but I entered here all the same. Why? Because I trusted you, Dan. I trusted you not to use your control here against me, because we were friends. I thought this was no more then a little friendly competition, but I now see it for the trap it really is. Did you truly think you could brainwash me into believing I was this "Dr. Warp?" Did you honestly believe mere lines of code could overwrite my soul? How naive. Then again, I suppose I am naive for trusting you. So go ahead Dan. Do your worst. You may be able to control everything around me, but you will NEVER be able to control who I am!"

*A voice is heard from within the mind of Stormgiggle*

"Who are you talking to Stormgiggle? I haven't said a word since you started beating me to death with my own spell-vines. Also, I know we're in space and sound doesn't travel well out here... Er, at all, so I kicked around a couple of the variables. You should hear me if it worked. Feel free to toss about the mid-battle banter, as per usual.

Oh yeah, and you should pay more attention to the hint boxes. They really help!

Heads up!"

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

My ears!!!

[Red_Rain 25]

no if you guys don't put this to an end i will shoot myself.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Shooting sound will make my ears explode. 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Here is the point where if this were 4Chan, you would have already done so.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

What is 4Chan again? 

[Red_Rain 25]

Cockerel

Why did i write that?

damn this song is annoying.

never gonna give you up by asshole

EVERY DAMN TIME MY RADIO IS ON!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Have you been Rickrolled?

[Red_Rain 25]

Cause i'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ugh, i'm just going to bang my face against the table for a bit.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*A voice is heard from within the mind of Stormgiggle* "Who are you talking to Stormgiggle? I haven't said a word since you started beating me to death with my own spell-vines. Also, I know we're in space and sound doesn't travel well out here... Er, at all, so I kicked around a couple of the variables. You should hear me if it worked. Feel free to toss about the mid-battle banter, as per usual. Oh yeah, and you should pay more attention to the hint boxes. They really help! Heads up!"

 

A clever ruse, Stormgiggle thought to himself. This could be the real Dan, but I think it far more likely it is my captor is trying to maintain a semblance of control over me. Still, in the highly unlikely event it is him, I don't want to retaliate only to hurt the real, innocent Dan...  

 

Stormgiggle mused over his options...

 

no if you guys don't put this to an end i will shoot myself.

I enjoy your suffering!

 

(I assume, of course, the part about you shooting yourself is a joke)

Edited December 29, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[Red_Rain 25]

HOW COME THIS SONG DRAGS ON FOR SO DAMN LONG!

Rick Rolled My Arse, more like tormented

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

HOW COME THIS SONG DRAGS ON FOR SO DAMN LONG!

While you're listening to annoying songs...