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[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Do I have any hope of fighting that thing and winning? Actually, I think I'm better off asking if I'd have any hope of survival...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Probably not.

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, they say if you can't beat them, join them... What about my chances of allying with them?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

What do you have to offer a Dragon?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Umm... Food? Diplomacy? Adding my (relatively tiny) strength to theirs? I'm not too sure, I'm just grasping at straws here... Do you have any suggestions of what to offer them?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

But the extremely slight possibility of being able to fight alongside such magnificent beings is worth working for!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Dragon's don't fight alongside lesser creatures.

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well then, obviously I have to work on no longer being classified under 'lesser creature'. That'll be my first goal.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Good luck with that.

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

It's simple, all I have to do is become as strong as a dragon, right?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

You could never do that.

 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

42...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You dare call me weak? I may not be as strong as Stormgiggle, but I am still formidable in my own right!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42...

Yes, Simon?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Don't join the dragons...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Don't join the dragons...

No, no, you've got it wrong. I'm not working on joining the dragons. I'm working on getting the dragons to join me.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

I have some bad news master.. Stormgiggle is..

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I have some bad news master.. Stormgiggle is..

What? Stormgiggle is what?!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Stormgiggle..is.....

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Dragon's don't fight alongside lesser creatures.

 

Must be why they're so attracted to me.

I mean, most of the time they aren't fighting with me (Mostly against me), but wherever I am, there's bound to be a dragon nearby.

 

I have some bad news master.. Stormgiggle is..

Stormgiggle..is.....

 

Super cool?

A cute, snuggly kitten?

A tree?

What is Stormgiggle?

Q, is this you?

 

Edited March 10, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

 

Q, is this you?

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That's the Riddler, he's a jerk.