mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I was just installing the cute kittens.

Why? Do you hate kittens too? 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

No, I love them, and thought your stronghold needed some.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No, I love them, and thought your stronghold needed some.

You must hate them if you put them in my stronghold. Which you apparently know nothing about...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Well, they are adorable doom kittens.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, they are adorable doom kittens.

It doesn't matter what kind of kittens they are, if they're in my stronghold they're in mortal danger. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Not doom kittens.

 

They are pretty much immortal.

 

You won't have a vermin problem, just tell them what you consider vermin, and they'll take them out on the whole planet.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Not doom kittens.

 

They are pretty much immortal.

 

You won't have a vermin problem, just tell them what you consider vermin, and they'll take them out on the whole planet.

So, your're invading my stronghold then.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Gosh no.

 

If I wanted your stronghold I'd have it by now.

 

They'll listen to you.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Sorry, Stormgiggle! I got attacked by one of these things.

 

 

Obviously, it's dead now, and I have claimed its horn as a prize.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Gosh no.

Yes. You've placed your creatures within my stronghold without my permission or consent. That's an invasion. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*snaps fingers*

 

There, they are all gone.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Questioner, in case you're not aware, Stormgiggle hates cats. It doesn't matter how useful they are or how un-cat-like they act, if they're cats, Stormgiggle hates them and will probably kill them.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Sorry, Stormgiggle! I got attacked by one of these things.

So that's why you abandoned me here... 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Hmmm, what about puppies?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*snaps fingers*

 

There, they are all gone.

Thank you.

 

 

Questioner, in case you're not aware, Stormgiggle hates cats. It doesn't matter how useful they are or how un-cat-like they act, if they're cats, Stormgiggle hates them and will probably kill them.

You know me so well!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

So that's why you abandoned me here... 

I would never abandon you! I just got momentarily distracted by a very naughty creature and had to punish it.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Ooooh, that's a really, really evil thought.

 

Better not do that.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hmmm, what about puppies?

So, you're going to invade my stronghold again?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

So, you're going to invade my stronghold again?

Nah.

 

*turns 42 into a cat*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I would never abandon you! I just got momentarily distracted by a very naughty creature and had to punish it.

Okay...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Nah.

 

*turns 42 into a cat*

MEOW!!! Meow meow meow MEOW!!!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Aw, such a cute little kitty.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Nah.

 

*turns 42 into a cat*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

*turns 42 back*

 

 

Hahahahahahaha

 

That was hilarious.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*turns 42 back*

 

 

Hahahahahahaha

 

That was hilarious.