mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Hidey 2,836]

"Dan, you should know I love you with all my heart" Stromgiggle whispered, his heart racing. "We don't need the infinity gems, we need the power of love" 

 

Sorry, bored off my ass.

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Sorry, bored off my ass.

You're quite the Changeling magnet aren't you?

[Hidey 2,836]

the what now

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You're a very erstwhile coffee maker.  

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"Dan, you of all people should know the phone lines are tapped. In person is the safest way to communicate. Anyway, we don't need the infinity gems specifically, just something with that sort of power."

Well, I have tons of different comics ranging from Aliens Versus Predator to MLPFiM. I even have some from when I was stuck living with Puffball and Cheeselegs. I think they were Power Ponies and some dumb comic with a pony named A.I..

That was his freaking name! The villain was pretty cool, but everyone dies in the end.

*Grumbling*

Dumb twist endings.

*Grumbling intensifies*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Dan, now is not the time to be talking about comics! Each and every second Twilight remains in power, one thousand crippled, malnourished orphans die!"

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*Waits several seconds*

Your point?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"I want you to know that thousands of orphans died so you could make that point. Anyway, we need some sort of powerful artifact If we're going to beat Twilight. I can't think of one off the top of my head, do you have any ideas?"

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I'll let you know that your "Debate" with the kobold killed more.

Anyways, I already told you... Well not directly, but I was hoping that you would "See what I was doing there". Apparently I should be more direct.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Apparently I should be more direct.

"That would be best. More orphans would survive that way."  

[Dsanders 5,741]

Peek a boo 

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What I'm trying to say is that my enchanted comics have TONS of artifacts and heroes that wield them (I'm seriously surprised that only a couple of timelines have collapsed because of them).

My plan is simple; (We kill the Batman) use one of the comics | steal any and all artifacts | escape | beat Twilight's sorry flank | ??? | PROFIT!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"That does seem like it could work... But how are we going to pull it off?"

[Dsanders 5,741]

*pokes everyone here*

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We do what we always do; we beat whatever stands in our path. I think you might be losing your memory.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"No, I mean how are we going to find an enchanted comic that has something powerful enough to aid us? Such things aren't exactly easy to find."

[Hidey 2,836]

*pokes everyone here*

 

o hai mark

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Pfft! Have you SEEN my comic book collection? Half of them are enchanted and all have extremely powerful artifacts. I'm willing to bet you five jars of your choice of essence that my copies of MLPFiM the Reflections Saga are enchanted.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Very well' let's pick one, and see what we can find."

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(,,,,, chameleon)

[Hidey 2,836]

(,,,,, chameleon)

The only way the ancient astronaut theory can be disproved is when the extraterrestrials show up and say, ‘We were never here'.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

The only way the ancient astronaut theory can be disproved is when the extraterrestrials show up and say, ‘We were never here'.

The utter lack of logic in that statement confounds me.

[Hidey 2,836]

The utter lack of logic in that statement confounds me.

 

of course, you know who said that

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I find it sad I never watched that show. It sounds like it would have been good for a laugh!

[Hidey 2,836]

I find it sad I never watched that show. It sounds like it would have been good for a laugh!

 

the show is still running.