mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Good. Destroy the humans who have enslaved so many of your kin. A new age of freedom shall reign!

Pot calling the kettle black, except for the human thing...

 

Okay, I'll just be enslaved still though...

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

Stormgiggle why can't you join the light side..?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Okay, I'll just be enslaved still though...

I only caught you so the humans wouldn't be able to!  

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Whatever you say "Master"

 

Sarcasm implied...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Stormgiggle why can't you join the light side..?

They would never let me join their side. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

They would never let me join their side. 

That is a very valid reason

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

Whatever you say "Master"   Sarcasm implied...

That's a bit harsh! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

The sarcasm?

I would never pledge complete allegiance to anyone but myself.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

Oh I'll let you. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I would never pledge complete allegiance to anyone but myself.

I would never ask for your complete allegiance! All I want you to do is kill some humans! 

Oh I'll let you. 

Let who do what?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

All I want you to do is kill some humans!

I know, I'll gladly kill humans. But I'm not pledging myself to my enslaver.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

But I'm not pledging myself to my enslaver.

But if you do, I'll give you magic powers and immortality! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

Let you join the light side 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Let you join the light side 

And exactly how would you have the power to do that? You're just as evil as I am, perhaps even more so.  

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

But if you do, I'll give you magic powers and immortality!

That sounds oddly compelling... I'll think about it

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

That sounds oddly compelling... I'll think about it

Yep! Unlike those other eldrich abominations, I NEVER betray those who follow me! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Yep! Unlike those other eldrich abominations, I NEVER betray those who follow me! 

I spilled soda all over my floor

It's carpet...

Do your "Magical Powers" get soda stains out of carpet?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Do your "Magical Powers" get soda stains out of carpet?

Do I look like Mr Clean to you? 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Do I look like Mr Clean to you? 

....

Is this a trick question?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Is this a trick question?

  

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

[Hidey 2,836]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Sigh*

 

Oh look, A.I. Pony is back.

[Hidey 2,836]

win.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

I'm evil? How?