mega thread Last Poster Wins

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So, SOI?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

>mine some diamonds

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

So, SOI?

Are you sure you can't just open a little gate to the King's hiding spot? I promise I won't steal the life creating machine and use it to become god!

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Are you sure you can't just open a little gate to the King's hiding spot? I promise I won't steal the life creating machine and use it to become god!

 

I'm sure.

 

>mine some diamonds

 

You (Punic)punch the block with your bare fists.

The block crumbles into dust leaving nothing but stone fragments behind.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

>get killed by creeper

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I'm sure.

Aww, come on! Pretty please? 

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Aww, come on! Pretty please? 

 

I couldn't do it if I tried... and I won't try either.

 

>get killed by creeper

 

Game over

Score: &e0

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

>Respawn

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'm glad you feel that way, but I am unsure that you're capable of doing what needs to be done... A lot of people/ponies will suffer before we're through.

Can't we rule through abusing the power of friendship or something? I want to minimize people/pony suffering as much as possible!

 

Anyway, such conversations must now be brought to an end temporarily, because... Uni...

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>Respawn

 

You cannot respawn in hardcore mode!

 

[Delete world]

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

>Murder Notch

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You cannot murder Notch.

You are dead.

 

[Delete world]

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

>destroy computer

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Can't we rule through abusing the power of friendship or something? I want to minimize people/pony suffering as much as possible!

Me too, but there will always be those who foolishly resist, and they must be dealt with... 

 

 

 

Anyway, such conversations must now be brought to an end temporarily, because... Uni...

Uni will burn... 

 

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Computer des†rð¥êÐ4"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

>expire

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I̳͆ͧ ̡̳͓͈̳̳͇̠̏ạ̥ͥͪ̽̎ͯ̈́ͦm̫̠͇̦̠̥ͤ͒͋ ̘̣̝̭͙̻͖e̷ͭ͒̀̈́̔r͜r̵òȓ͟.̠͙̻͕̼̋̓͘

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I̳͆ͧ ̡̳͓͈̳̳͇̠̏ạ̥ͥͪ̽̎ͯ̈́ͦm̫̠͇̦̠̥ͤ͒͋ ̘̣̝̭͙̻͖e̷ͭ͒̀̈́̔r͜r̵òȓ͟.̠͙̻͕̼̋̓͘

Oh dear, it looks like the the static sub-routine is down. I'll just balance the plasma transporter emissions with evacuation infusers and align the Heisenberg alpha-waves with an antigrav transwarp discriminator. That should fix the problem.

[Hidey 2,836]

>destroy computer

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

[Hidey 2,836]

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVsABJpYtQE

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVsABJpYtQE

Hi, Pink! How are you doing?

 

[Hidey 2,836]

Hi, Pink! How are you doing?

 

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh all right. Here's one that's funny, not disturbing:

 

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My tiny horse.