mega thread Last Poster Wins

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

Not a bullet...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Not a bullet...

Very well, a projectile then. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

Something like that. Isn't he awesome?   

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Something like that. Isn't he awesome?   

Yea, he's pretty cool!

 

 

 

But that doesn't matter, you noticed I'm here now!

I'm glad you're here.   

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

"Pretty cool"

 

Cooler than Rainbow Dash? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

"Pretty cool"

 

Cooler than Rainbow Dash? 

Let's not go that far. 

@FortyTwo42?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Tum tum tee tum.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Tum tum tee tum.

YOU! Where is 42?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

I dunno, I left my crystal ball at your place.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I dunno, I left my crystal ball at your place.

You need to stop messing around in my stronghold.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

I was just installing the cute kittens.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I was just installing the cute kittens.

Why? Do you hate kittens too? 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

No, I love them, and thought your stronghold needed some.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No, I love them, and thought your stronghold needed some.

You must hate them if you put them in my stronghold. Which you apparently know nothing about...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Well, they are adorable doom kittens.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, they are adorable doom kittens.

It doesn't matter what kind of kittens they are, if they're in my stronghold they're in mortal danger. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Not doom kittens.

 

They are pretty much immortal.

 

You won't have a vermin problem, just tell them what you consider vermin, and they'll take them out on the whole planet.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Not doom kittens.

 

They are pretty much immortal.

 

You won't have a vermin problem, just tell them what you consider vermin, and they'll take them out on the whole planet.

So, your're invading my stronghold then.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Gosh no.

 

If I wanted your stronghold I'd have it by now.

 

They'll listen to you.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Sorry, Stormgiggle! I got attacked by one of these things.

 

 

Obviously, it's dead now, and I have claimed its horn as a prize.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Gosh no.

Yes. You've placed your creatures within my stronghold without my permission or consent. That's an invasion. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

*snaps fingers*

 

There, they are all gone.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Questioner, in case you're not aware, Stormgiggle hates cats. It doesn't matter how useful they are or how un-cat-like they act, if they're cats, Stormgiggle hates them and will probably kill them.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Sorry, Stormgiggle! I got attacked by one of these things.

So that's why you abandoned me here... 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Hmmm, what about puppies?