mega thread Last Poster Wins

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh, my darling, I've missed you! You've going to be here for a while, right? You're not going to...disappear again, are you?

I was just in the room next door for 16 minutes. I wasn't really 'gone'...

 

But I missed you too! I'll try not to disappear again! But, I can't really promise anything due to Uni...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I was just in the room next door for 16 minutes. I wasn't really 'gone'...

 

But I missed you too! I'll try not to disappear again! But, I can't really promise anything due to Uni...

Okay. All I ask is that if you have to go, please, tell me goodbye first.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Hopefully Questioner keeps them under control... but knowing him, he'll try to force dragons upon us and claim it's a gift, we refuse, he turns me into a dragon, we yell at him, and then he turns me back and says it was hilarious.

Sounds like a great time 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMvRLHgDvn0

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

You know, it's been a while since I used coloured text.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Did you read the title of that video? You may find it familiar. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Never had anything to do with Dragon Quest.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Nope. You're the Dragonlord, which is a key figure in Dragon Quest. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You know, it's been a while since I used coloured text.

Maybe I should talk like this?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Maybe I should talk like this?

If you like.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

If you like.

Eh, too much effort to keep changing colours, and that green isn't easy to read on a white background.

 

Also, bold.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Sometimes bold is best.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

What about italics?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I would use colored text, but black is the color that suits me best...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Mine changes depending on current manifestation.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I would use colored text, but black is the color that suits me best...

Maybe a dark shade of purple would suit you? After all, Purple Is The New Black.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Aye, black is boring.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Okay then. Use whatever colour you like!

 

Oh, and you forgot a comma after the first 'very'.

Edited March 12, 2015 by FortyTwo42

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Okay then. Use whatever colour you like!

M̦͉̟̼̖̳̒͊ą̣̳̜͖ͩ͒ͪ̔̔͆̊y̵̰̞b̗͕̪̤̊͊ͭ̊̓e̪̒̽̄ͣ̀̍͝ ̜̱̭͓́͂͡I̘̝̪̫͚̾͡'̩͈ͬ̑͌ͮͬ͑ͅl̂̾ḻ̪̜̯̓ͩ ͉͍͔̠͎̻̉ͫͅẗ́͌r̜̝̣̼̋̑̀y̴̗̬͙̣̬ͨ͂ ͇̂͒̾͌ͪt̷̗͕̀ͨ̿h̿̓͊͏͕̘̩̬͎͈i̯̰̼̓̓̽̍s͍̗͇̣͋́́̈̽?̗̆̾͛̌̂̀

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

M̦͉̟̼̖̳̒͊ą̣̳̜͖ͩ͒ͪ̔̔͆̊y̵̰̞b̗͕̪̤̊͊ͭ̊̓e̪̒̽̄ͣ̀̍͝ ̜̱̭͓́͂͡I̘̝̪̫͚̾͡'̩͈ͬ̑͌ͮͬ͑ͅl̂̾ḻ̪̜̯̓ͩ ͉͍͔̠͎̻̉ͫͅẗ́͌r̜̝̣̼̋̑̀y̴̗̬͙̣̬ͨ͂ ͇̂͒̾͌ͪt̷̗͕̀ͨ̿h̿̓͊͏͕̘̩̬͎͈i̯̰̼̓̓̽̍s͍̗͇̣͋́́̈̽?̗̆̾͛̌̂̀

NOT THE CORRUPTION!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Maybe a dark shade of purple would suit you? After all, Purple Is The New Black.

Ì̛̟͑ͤ͊̿͂ ̙̻̗̝̰̼̞͒ͧ́d̛̦̯̹̜͙͉̲̎̂ͥ̓o͇̤̗̩̝͐̋ͮͣ̇ͤ͠ ̲̬̝̟̗̑͌̎̍ͭ̃̐l͔̼̱ͭͮi̘̣̞͐͋ͥ́̈k̩̖͍̪̾ͧͫ̉͗͞e̢̱͈̦̼̜͂ ̋ͪ́p̬̺̗̦̬̱̏̈́̅̎̊ͮ͂́u͕̎̑ͭ̾͌r̠͋̄̈́ͭṕ̹̫̗̖͚̞̘̉̍̐͊l̖̘̄͗̓ͥ̓̅e͓͙̪̰͉̭͔̽ͬ.̰̼̓̾ ̴̠͉͙͇͓͈̇̒A̋͛̋̽̓͛̆҉̤̫f̠̺̣̘͚̠̎̊͊t̥͈̟͍e͍̜̠͙͈̙̿̓̅̃́r̨͚̖̱͚͙̄ͪͅ ͈̤̪̹̱͂ͯ͋͊̊͒̚ả͇̏l̟̫̰̹̜̙̉ḻ͙ͯ̏ͤ͋̿̆,̹̬̘ͥ̒̏ͣ̌̾͝ ̲̗̝̺̼̗̂ͯ̿̎ͮͣ͂ǐ̤̤͖ͭͯt͇̜̠̳͉̰̻̏̅͛̾̿̽̚ ̄̐͐ͮͫ̔ͨ҉͇͕i̬͈̞̪͇͎ͪ̈̆͋̒́s̱͈̗̦̩͉ͥ͊̍ͅ ̮̖̭ͯ͗̐̃t̤̰͚̭̳͖̱͂̿ͬh͎̭͕̹͇̙̓͂̒̿̉ͣ̀e̤͖̻ ̼̤̬͙͕̫ͯ̋̎͡c̈́̒ͦọ̩͓͉͇̍ͨͮ́͟l̍ö̳̝̟̼̿́̀r͙̰̠̳̱̎ ̵̼͕ͫͅo̷̙̰̖̮̤f̳̫̰̩̼͚͓̽̊̈́ͣ̿ͤ͂ ̨̩͎̘͚̹̽̾ͮr̢o̦̫̬̪͔͈̰ͥy͗͐͂ͮ̕a̞͙̮̣̲͉͙ͧͫ̂̊ͪ͢l̢ͣt͛̽͏̜̙̳̱y̱̣̗̗̍̂͌ͥ̂̚ͅ!̱̗̩͓͔͟ ̭̑̍Y̻̐ͤ͆̉ͯ͌o͓̫̓ͮ̀u͓̒̈ͪͮͣ ̻̈́ͯͧ͋̃̉͜h̋̑͠å̾҉ṿ̴͓͈̫͙͛̿̓̏ȅ̖̘̼̮̭̠͇̿͂̆͂̏ ̧̺̱̲t͔̞̗́h̄̈e̛̻̦̲̦͋ ̭̠̙̮̬̝̓͊̂b͍͇̣̉ͣ̈e̙͇̭̺̯̱̚s̶͙͚̼̰̙̏̓t̲̥̲̖̭̟̝̀̈̀ ̫̬̠͓̹̻̱͌͌ͧ̎s̽̋͢u̱͚̳̓̏̃ͅg̰g̹̼ͣͣeͧͪͫ̐̈̆̀s̡̞͚̦͔̻̥ͣt͍̟̭̾̆̀i͂ͫo̤ͮn̴̲̘ͮͤ̐s̢͔̰͖̱͓̘͈͗ͭ̉,̯͕̒ͯ ͙̥̗͒̆̋̿́͜4̫̰͇͙͇͙͘2ͯͦ̿͐̈́!̦̍̃̎̆͌̀ͫ͝ ̫ͭ͐ͬ̈́̎

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Ì̛̟͑ͤ͊̿͂ ̙̻̗̝̰̼̞͒ͧ́d̛̦̯̹̜͙͉̲̎̂ͥ̓o͇̤̗̩̝͐̋ͮͣ̇ͤ͠ ̲̬̝̟̗̑͌̎̍ͭ̃̐l͔̼̱ͭͮi̘̣̞͐͋ͥ́̈k̩̖͍̪̾ͧͫ̉͗͞e̢̱͈̦̼̜͂ ̋ͪ́p̬̺̗̦̬̱̏̈́̅̎̊ͮ͂́u͕̎̑ͭ̾͌r̠͋̄̈́ͭṕ̹̫̗̖͚̞̘̉̍̐͊l̖̘̄͗̓ͥ̓̅e͓͙̪̰͉̭͔̽ͬ.̰̼̓̾ ̴̠͉͙͇͓͈̇̒A̋͛̋̽̓͛̆҉̤̫f̠̺̣̘͚̠̎̊͊t̥͈̟͍e͍̜̠͙͈̙̿̓̅̃́r̨͚̖̱͚͙̄ͪͅ ͈̤̪̹̱͂ͯ͋͊̊͒̚ả͇̏l̟̫̰̹̜̙̉ḻ͙ͯ̏ͤ͋̿̆,̹̬̘ͥ̒̏ͣ̌̾͝ ̲̗̝̺̼̗̂ͯ̿̎ͮͣ͂ǐ̤̤͖ͭͯt͇̜̠̳͉̰̻̏̅͛̾̿̽̚ ̄̐͐ͮͫ̔ͨ҉͇͕i̬͈̞̪͇͎ͪ̈̆͋̒́s̱͈̗̦̩͉ͥ͊̍ͅ ̮̖̭ͯ͗̐̃t̤̰͚̭̳͖̱͂̿ͬh͎̭͕̹͇̙̓͂̒̿̉ͣ̀e̤͖̻ ̼̤̬͙͕̫ͯ̋̎͡c̈́̒ͦọ̩͓͉͇̍ͨͮ́͟l̍ö̳̝̟̼̿́̀r͙̰̠̳̱̎ ̵̼͕ͫͅo̷̙̰̖̮̤f̳̫̰̩̼͚͓̽̊̈́ͣ̿ͤ͂ ̨̩͎̘͚̹̽̾ͮr̢o̦̫̬̪͔͈̰ͥy͗͐͂ͮ̕a̞͙̮̣̲͉͙ͧͫ̂̊ͪ͢l̢ͣt͛̽͏̜̙̳̱y̱̣̗̗̍̂͌ͥ̂̚ͅ!̱̗̩͓͔͟ ̭̑̍Y̻̐ͤ͆̉ͯ͌o͓̫̓ͮ̀u͓̒̈ͪͮͣ ̻̈́ͯͧ͋̃̉͜h̋̑͠å̾҉ṿ̴͓͈̫͙͛̿̓̏ȅ̖̘̼̮̭̠͇̿͂̆͂̏ ̧̺̱̲t͔̞̗́h̄̈e̛̻̦̲̦͋ ̭̠̙̮̬̝̓͊̂b͍͇̣̉ͣ̈e̙͇̭̺̯̱̚s̶͙͚̼̰̙̏̓t̲̥̲̖̭̟̝̀̈̀ ̫̬̠͓̹̻̱͌͌ͧ̎s̽̋͢u̱͚̳̓̏̃ͅg̰g̹̼ͣͣeͧͪͫ̐̈̆̀s̡̞͚̦͔̻̥ͣt͍̟̭̾̆̀i͂ͫo̤ͮn̴̲̘ͮͤ̐s̢͔̰͖̱͓̘͈͗ͭ̉,̯͕̒ͯ ͙̥̗͒̆̋̿́͜4̫̰͇͙͇͙͘2ͯͦ̿͐̈́!̦̍̃̎̆͌̀ͫ͝ ̫ͭ͐ͬ̈́̎

T-Thanks. Are you sure you aren't getting corrupted or anything right now?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

NOT THE CORRUPTION!

Y͎̠͙̘̘̎ͬ̾̌̍͗ou͚̼ͅ ̆ͥ̆̈́͏̟̻̭͍d̙̠͚̦̼ͧ͌̿̂ổ̫̣̣͓̼̠̕n̞̯͈͉̭̭̅ͨͨ̐͌̆͡'͊̐ͧͭͣt͖͎̣̜͉̠̂̆ ̨͓̯͔̲̝ͤ̃̔ͣ́͋ľ̜̮́̊̍ĩ҉̯̻̙̼͕k̻̻͉̇̀̏ͦͯ͞ͅe̗̻̥̕ ̻͓̭̙͚̈̃̏̈́̿̑̕c͖̔͆͐͌ͤ͝o̴ͨ̐̍̋̐̒r̹͉ṙ̬̠̻͆ͪ̄̅ͧ̅u̢̲̻ͩ̽̓̓p̭̲̃̅̈́͗t̷̟̞͕̐ͪ̇̾i̷͙̪͛̌̿̅o̘̘̮̝̱̭̗̓ͯ̌ͪn̜̖̥̼ͩͥ̅̚?̫̦̼̮̠̓ͯ̑   ̜̗͠I̩̤̯̪ͮ̈͌̿̏͝t̩͕̘̥̤ͯͅ'̠͖͍š̷̯̦̪̊ͮ̀ ̨̟ͫ̉̋̇̀o͙͕̘͕̖̞̺ͤn̥͚͂ͥe̬͉̯̯ͦ̋̊̑̑̚ ̳̪̊̅ͫ́ͫo͓ͨf͖̦̪͓ͣͫ́̒ͥ̉̈ ͉̘͔̰͈̺̞ͧ͗͛̒͛͗m̸̺̾͒y̟̳̫̟͇̜ͩ̎͊̈́̒ ̶̖̣̹̔̎specialties!̦̤̫̝͓̯  :grin2: 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Y͎̠͙̘̘̎ͬ̾̌̍͗ou͚̼ͅ ̆ͥ̆̈́͏̟̻̭͍d̙̠͚̦̼ͧ͌̿̂ổ̫̣̣͓̼̠̕n̞̯͈͉̭̭̅ͨͨ̐͌̆͡'͊̐ͧͭͣt͖͎̣̜͉̠̂̆ ̨͓̯͔̲̝ͤ̃̔ͣ́͋ľ̜̮́̊̍ĩ҉̯̻̙̼͕k̻̻͉̇̀̏ͦͯ͞ͅe̗̻̥̕ ̻͓̭̙͚̈̃̏̈́̿̑̕c͖̔͆͐͌ͤ͝o̴ͨ̐̍̋̐̒r̹͉ṙ̬̠̻͆ͪ̄̅ͧ̅u̢̲̻ͩ̽̓̓p̭̲̃̅̈́͗t̷̟̞͕̐ͪ̇̾i̷͙̪͛̌̿̅o̘̘̮̝̱̭̗̓ͯ̌ͪn̜̖̥̼ͩͥ̅̚?̫̦̼̮̠̓ͯ̑   ̜̗͠I̩̤̯̪ͮ̈͌̿̏͝t̩͕̘̥̤ͯͅ'̠͖͍š̷̯̦̪̊ͮ̀ ̨̟ͫ̉̋̇̀o͙͕̘͕̖̞̺ͤn̥͚͂ͥe̬͉̯̯ͦ̋̊̑̑̚ ̳̪̊̅ͫ́ͫo͓ͨf͖̦̪͓ͣͫ́̒ͥ̉̈ ͉̘͔̰͈̺̞ͧ͗͛̒͛͗m̸̺̾͒y̟̳̫̟͇̜ͩ̎͊̈́̒ ̶̖̣̹̔̎specialties!̦̤̫̝͓̯  :grin2: 

It's not that I don't like corruption! I'm just worried that in this case, you might be the corrupt-ee instead of the corrupt-er...