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*Is sitting on the far side of the room, drinking large quantities of cider*

Edited March 14, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Really? 

 

Yeah... When my friends are sad, I'm sad...

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

You stole my drink 5 minutes ago!

 

*Cries more*

 

Wah, 42..

Edited March 14, 2015 by Simon the Salem

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You stole my drink 5 minutes ago!

I didn't mean to! I thought you were offering me the drink! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

42... I want... 42....     

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I want 42 as well...

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Here Stormgiggle, have some "Legally obtained" cider.

*Rolls over several barrels of cider*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Sorry, guys, but I have things I need to do... Yes, it's related to that thing beginning with 'U'. I shouldn't be gone too long, hopefully...

[CinnamonPop 3,315]

42... I want... 42....     

 

 

I want 42 as well...

 

That esculated quickly...

Sorry, guys, but I have things I need to do... Yes, it's related to that thing beginning with 'U'. I shouldn't be gone too long, hopefully...

 

See you later 42!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Sorry, guys, but I have things I need to do... Yes, it's related to that thing beginning with 'U'. I shouldn't be gone too long, hopefully...

Okay... I can't wait until you get back... I haven't gotten to speak to you very much lately..,

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

I want.. Stormgiggle...'s..... hug...

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Yes, it's related to that thing beginning with 'U'. I shouldn't be gone too long, hopefully...

 

Undercooked eggs?

Underground caverns?

Useless junk?

Updating Windows?

Ummm...

Ultimate power?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I want.. Stormgiggle...'s..... hug...

*Hugs Bridal Mask*

 

 

Here Stormgiggle, have some "Legally obtained" cider.

*Rolls over several barrels of cider*

Thanks, but I don't drink cider...

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

Stormgiggle... don't do that.. again..

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Stormgiggle... don't do that.. again..

Didn't you ask for a hug?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

Don't steal.. drinks... again...

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Thanks, but I don't drink cider...

 

Keep the cider. It's great for fuel anyways. (Oh, and it might look and smell like gasoline. Just ignore that.)

How about some "legal" crates of coffee beans that are definately not filled with the corpses of my enemies?

Edited March 14, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

How about some "legal" crates of coffee beans that are definately not filled with the corpses of my enemies?

Sure! 

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*Attempts to roll the crates*

*Crates do not roll*

*Plan B*

 

*Pushes the crates towards Stormgiggle*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,952]

Pain all over my body. Feels bad. 21*2 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Don't steal.. drinks... again...

I'll never steal from you again!

 

 

 

*Pushes the crates towards Stormgiggle*

*Takes crates with telekinesis.*

Pain all over my body. Feels bad. 21*2 

I really hope you get better.

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Ignore the smell of rotting flesh.

I give you my love and all of my feels.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Ignore the smell of rotting flesh.

Why would anypony want to ignore such a nice smell?   

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Ignore it!

Where are we anyways?

Are we in some sort of coffee shop or are we in your castle?

Somewhere else perhaps? I really have no idea.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Where are we anyways?

We are somewhere in Equestria. I know not where...