mega thread Last Poster Wins

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When are we?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

When are we?

In the present. 

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Oh, so we are now?

I was worried that we might be then or soon.

 

Who are we?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, so we are now?

I was worried that we might be then or soon.

 

Who are we?

I am Princess Stormgiggle.

[Hidey 2,836]

ignore the smell of fresh cupcakes

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Win.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Win.

You never told me who you were...

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I am One.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I am One.

One what? 

Edited March 14, 2015 by Stormgiggle

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I am One. The only One.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I am One. The only One.

The chosen one?

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No, I am One.

Everything is One.

One is everything.

If something is above One, it will be split up until it is equal to One.

If something is below One, it will will be combined with something else until it is equal to One.

[Hidey 2,836]

No, I am One.

Everything is One.

One is everything.

If something is above One, it will be split up until it is equal to One.

If something is below One, it will will be combined with something else until it is equal to One.

 

I thought you were bread

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

If something is above One, it will be split up until it is equal to One.

Does this mean you're going to try to "split up" 42? 

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Does this mean you're going to try to "split up" 42? 

 

Who is 42?

 

I thought you were bread

 

IV.

Target acquired.

 

*Strife initiated*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Who is 42?

If you try to hurt 42, I'll destroy you. 

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If you try to hurt 42, I'll destroy you. 

 

Your value is equal to One.

You may proceed.

[Hidey 2,836]

wut

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wut

 

You are not equal to One.

You must become equal.

 

*Punches*

[Hidey 2,836]

You are not equal to One.

You must become equal.

 

*Punches*

 

oh so I'm not equal, but stormgiggle is?

 

 

this is bullshit. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQst2mFlJM

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You are not equal to One.

You must become equal.

 

*Punches*

 

You better not hurt 42. You better not.

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oh so I'm not equal, but stormgiggle is?

 

 

this is bullshit.

 

You are IV.

You are above One.

You must become equal to One.

*Begins to drain energy*

[Hidey 2,836]

no idea what's happening. It's awesome

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*Powers are still being drained from Pink*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You are above One. You must become equal to One.

I'm going to have to destroy you. 42 is above one, and you've hurt Pink.

 

*Attacks One*