mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Lol, I'm just going to watch.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*One swivels around to face Stormgiggle*

*Takes aim with Fusion Flux Rifle*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Oh now, that's going too far.

 

*causes the fusion flux rifle to dissolve*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*Re-arms self with Corrupted Battlehammer*

*Charges at Stormgiggle*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

*freezes One in it's tracks, and dissolves the Corrupted Battlehammer*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh now, that's going too far.

 

*causes the fusion flux rifle to dissolve*

Hey. Don't get involved.

 

 

*One swivels around to face Stormgiggle*

*Takes aim with Fusion Flux Rifle*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROetqv0ir9I

 

Ha. You'll need more then cheap toys to defeat me.

 

*Stormgiggle hurls a barrage of shadowbolts at One!*

 

*Stormgiggle gives One a disapproving glare!*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

He's all yours from now on.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*freezes One in it's tracks, and dissolves the Corrupted Battlehammer*

Don't get involved!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

He's all yours from now on.

 

*Resumes running*

*Leaps into the air, falling behind Stormgiggle*

Edited March 14, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Resumes running*

*Leaps into the air, falling behind Stormgiggle*

Stormgiggle quickly turns around! "I'm going to enjoy this."

 

*Stormgiggle fires a Stygian bolt of lightning at One!* 

 

*Stormgiggle dances the safety dance! Her physical defense rises! Her evasion rises!*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*One alters the values of the bolt*

 

[speed: 20]

-->

[speed: -20]

 

*The bolt is sent back at Stormgiggle*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No, I am One.

Everything is One.

One is everything.

If something is above One, it will be split up until it is equal to One.

If something is below One, it will will be combined with something else until it is equal to One.

Oh, you're going to try to split me up until I'm one? How cute. You see, I'd much rather have you 'combined with something else until it is equal to Forty Two.' So, that's what we're going to do.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*The bolt hits Stormgiggle. She isn't affected.*

 

"Pathetic.You do realize my own magic can't hurt me, right?"

 

*Stormgiggle crates a toxic black haze! The poisonous fumes begin to fill the room...*

 

*Stormgiggle sends waves of dark energy towards One!*

Oh, you're going to try to split me up until I'm one? How cute. You see, I'd much rather have you 'combined with something else until it is equal to Forty Two.' So, that's what we're going to do.

42! Get behind me! I won't let you get hurt!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42! Get behind me! I won't let you get hurt!

Hey, I'm just as capable of fighting as you ar- Oh, right, you're filling the room with toxins. That's why you want me out of there.

 

*42 retreats behind Stormgiggle.*

 

*42 uses Buff Multiply!*

 

*Stormgiggle's physical defence and evasion boosts are doubled!*

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

*reads newspaper*

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*One alters the values of the Toxic Black Haze*

 

[Effects: Poison + Slow + Instant Damage]

[Damage|Instant: 30]

[Damage|Turn: 5]

[speed reduction: 10]

[Debuff duration: 0|On contact]

-->

[Effects: Heal]

[Heal|Turn: 5]

[buff duration: 0|On contact]

[behavior: Follow]

 

Toxic Black Haze --> Healing mist

*One strikes Stormgiggle with Battlehammer*

[Hidey 2,836]

*reads newspaper*

 

bad! *sprays water on the newspaper* bad!

Edited March 14, 2015 by PinkProlific IV

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*One alters the values of the Toxic Black Haze*

 

[Effects: Poison + Slow + Instant Damage]

[Damage|Instant: 30]

[Damage|Turn: 5]

[speed reduction: 10]

[Debuff duration: 0|On contact]

-->

[Effects: Heal]

[Heal|Turn: 5]

[buff duration: 0|On contact]

[behavior: Follow]

 

Toxic Black Haze --> Healing mist

*Stormgiggle reverts the healing mist back into Toxic Black Haze*

 

"You impudent little whelp! Do you honestly think you can alter my magic!?"

 

*Stormgiggle blasts One with a barrage of shadowbolts!*

 

 

*One strikes Stormgiggle with Battlehammer*

*Stormgiggle takes moderate damage.* 

 

 

*42 uses Buff Multiply!*   *Stormgiggle's physical defence and evasion boosts are doubled!*

Thank you! 

 

 

 

Hey, I'm just as capable of fighting as you ar- Oh, right, you're filling the room with toxins. That's why you want me out of there.

No, you shouldn't be affected by poison gas. You're a giant floating number, so you don't have lungs. I just don't want you getting hurt...   

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

bad! *sprays water on the newspaper* bad!

 

*causes newspaper to be dry*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

bad! *sprays water on the newspaper* bad!

Good job Pink! Now send him to his room without supper! 

[Hidey 2,836]

*causes newspaper to be dry*

 

couldn't you read news online 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

couldn't you read news online 

I could, but I wont

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*Stormgiggle blasts One with a barrage of shadowbolts!*

*Stormgiggle takes moderate damage.* 

 

!replace Shadowbolt/Fragilerock

[Fragilerock value default]

[Drop: none]

-->

[Drop: Potionstrength + Potionheal]

 

*One smashes the flying rocks*

*One is healed*

*Strength is increased*

 

(This is what it is like to battle just One Program Mage. Imagine an army of these guys hunting down everything that they believe to be imperfect. Yeah. Godmod to the max, but that's what happens when you try to steal the life creating machine.)

Edited March 14, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Hidey 2,836]

I could, but I wont

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

!replace Shadowbolt/Fragilerock

[Fragilerock value default]

[Drop: none]

-->

[Drop: Potionstrength + Potionheal]

 

*One smashes the flying rocks*

*One is healed*

*Strength is increased*

*42 uses Buff Divide!*

 

*One's strength boost is halved!*