mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

My name isn't actually Dan.

Don't be silly, Dan! Of course your name is Dan!

You lied to me, Stormgiggle?! :okiedokielokie:

No, Dan's lying to you! His name is really Dan!

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Y'all wanna buy some win? 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Y'all wanna buy some win? 

'Buy'? Don't be absurd. I'm taking the win from you by force!

[CheeryFox 23,811]

'Buy'? Don't be absurd. I'm taking the win from you by force!

 

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Y'all wanna buy some win? 

No thank you, I'm not interested in winning. 

[PokeBolter 208]

 

 

No thank you, I'm not interested in winning. 

But I am  

[CheeryFox 23,811]

I WONZ! DON'T BE JELLY BREAD. 

[Hidey 2,836]

hop on pop

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

[Alphys Hedge 671]

BANDASNANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You can't prove that. How do I know you weren't the one who took a bite out of it?

[Alphys Hedge 671]

You can't prove that. How do I know you weren't the one who took a bite out of it?

*LE GASP*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*LE GASP*

Hey, judging by your avatar, you seem to have experience in the legal profession. It's possible I may need to request your services shortly.

[Alphys Hedge 671]

Hey, judging by your avatar, you seem to have experience in the legal profession. It's possible I may need to request your services shortly.

What might you need, sir?

(Note that if you're serious, I'm not a lawyer. If you're joking, go ahead )

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Don't mind me, I'm just givin' out free cupcakes! ... 

 

 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

What might you need, sir?

(Note that if you're serious, I'm not a lawyer. If you're joking, go ahead )

I need to prosecute Cinnamon for attempting to replace her 'already bitten' laptop with a new one under the false claim that the apple was already bitten when she purchased it, as she clearly bought it while the apple was completely uneaten and took the bite out of it herself. Also, I like hearing 'objection' shouted really loudly.

 

(I'm joking )

[Hidey 2,836]

ah everything 

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

I need to prosecute Cinnamon for attempting to replace her 'already bitten' laptop with a new one under the false claim that the apple was already bitten when she purchased it, as she clearly bought it while the apple was completely uneaten and took the bite out of it herself. Also, I like hearing 'objection' shouted really loudly.

 

[Alphys Hedge 671]

I need to prosecute Cinnamon for attempting to replace her 'already bitten' laptop with a new one under the false claim that the apple was already bitten when she purchased it, as she clearly bought it while the apple was completely uneaten and took the bite out of it herself. Also, I like hearing 'objection' shouted really loudly.

 

(I'm joking )

Very well. I will need a witness to defy this claim. And that first witness is... @Stormfury!

Edited June 12, 2015 by Alpha Hedge

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

[Alphys Hedge 671]

...oh no.

 

Witness! Arise!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh boy, the defendant is getting really scary... I hope the bailiffs are keeping a close eye on her...

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

Oh boy, the defendant is getting really scary... I hope the bailiffs are keeping a close eye on her...

 

...oh no.

 

Witness! Arise!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh boy, the defendant is getting really scary... I hope the bailiffs are keeping a close eye on her...

Bailiff Stormgiggle reporting for duty!