mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Starlight Fan 538]

I've complimented you several times before.

Hm?

 

 

I'm Times' best frand!

Daw, thanks!

Edited August 9, 2015 by Timesten

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'll make an evil alicorn version of you!

 

And then you, Storm and I can take over the world with frands!

So, uhh, I'm not sure if you saw this earlier. Is this a sufficiently evil alicorn version of me?

 

 

[Starlight Fan 538]

So, uhh, I'm not sure if you saw this earlier. Is this a sufficiently evil alicorn version of me?

 

Alicorn Sharply Dressed Pegasus.jpg

 

Oh yes. Beautiful, frand.

 

You can lead the frand cult with Storm and I now that you're an evil alicorn!

 

Oh and don't worry about me. Evil Alicorn Times... exists... somewhere

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Hm?

 

 

Daw, thanks!

 

Sure, we can be friends. At least you won't try to stab me in the back like Stormgiggle does, right?

[Starlight Fan 538]

Sure, we can be friends. At least you won't try to stab me in the back like Stormgiggle does, right?

As long as you join the frand cult, we'll all be in the same boat!

 

 

Of course I'll join the frand cult! Times is so awesome!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

The world is changing.... Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Frandship and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Timesten, and the union of the Two Towers? Together, My Lord Sauron, we shall rule this Last Poster Wins Thread. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machinery of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of our frands. We have only to remove those who oppose us.

 

 *Gasp!* You've been working for Sauon all this time, Times?!

[Starlight Fan 538]

 

 *Gasp!* You've been working for Sauon all this time, Times?!

 

Of course not! I've been working for A.I. Pony.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

As long as you join the frand cult, we'll all be in the same ship!

 

I won't join your cult, but I'll be your friend.

Friends don't force friends into cults.

(Hehe, secretship)

(Double hehe, half-invisible text)

Edited August 9, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Starlight Fan 538]

I will join your cult, and I'll be your friend.

Friends do force friends into cults.

Whatever you say, frand.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Of course not! I've been working for A.I. Pony.

Wait, WHAT?!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Sure, we can be friends. At least you won't try to stab me in the back like Stormgiggle does, right?

The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late, AI. 

Of course not! I've been working for A.I. Pony.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late, AI. 

 

And you've been stabbing my back more than usual.

 

*Rips off shirt to reveal muscles n' stuff... oh yeah, and several daggers in my back*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

And you've been stabbing my back more than usual.

 

*Rips off shirt to reveal muscles n' stuff... oh yeah, and several daggers in my back*

Those could be anypony's daggers! Besides, they aren't mine unless they're poisoned.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Those could be anypony's daggers! Besides, they aren't mine unless they're poisoned.

They are. You mentally poisoned poor AI and now he'll never see a dagger the same way ever again.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Those could be anypony's daggers! Besides, they aren't mine unless they're poisoned.

 

*One dagger drips poison onto a faint carving on its side*

*The poison filled carving now visibly reads "Property of Darkblade Stormgiggle"*

*The other daggers do the same*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*One dagger drips poison onto a faint carving on its side*

*The poison filled carving now visibly reads "Property of Darkblade Stormgiggle"*

*The other daggers do the same*

Oh. Yeah, those are mine. 

[Starlight Fan 538]

Oh. Yeah, those are mine. 

Wow, Storm! I thought you had better methods of torture than that!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Wow, Storm! I thought you had better methods of torture than that!

I do. Alas, I tend to go easy on Dan.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I do. Alas, I tend to go easy on Dan.

Ooh, what other kinds of torture methods do you have?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Ooh, what other kinds of torture methods do you have?

Well, I like to shapeshift!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, I like to shapeshift!

Wow, that's pretty good! Unfortunately, your red eyes are still showing through, but apart from that, it's flawless! No-one could tell you weren't the real thing once you fix up your eyes!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Wow, that's pretty good! Unfortunately, your red eyes are still showing through, but apart from that, it's flawless! No-one could tell you weren't the real thing once you fix up your eyes!

Hmm? Oh, the eyes? I can never get those quite right... Maybe I could just say I have a bad case of pink eye?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Hmm? Oh, the eyes? I can never get those quite right... Maybe I could just say I have a bad case of pink eye?

I'm not sure that's plausible enough to work... Besides, your eyes look red, not pink.

 

Just wear some contacts! That should cover it up!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm not sure that's plausible enough to work... Besides, your eyes look red, not pink.

 

Just wear some contacts! That should cover it up!

Eyes are difficult for me... I never had them, after all. Even on my own form, I don't get them quite right...

[Hidey 2,836]

corn.